>>8668710>RNOh god, you're in for some shit.
Rule 1 of male nurse club: don't fuck the staff.
Rule 2 of male nurse club: DON'T FUCK THE STAFF!
I've seen this happen so many fucking times: male nurse gets hired onto the ward, the roasties start foaming in their panties, and after a month of him collecting STDs from every nurse, nurse's aide, phlebotomist, and resp tech within 20 years of his age, the following happens:
>all the roasties think you owe them>the gossip train starts in full and you become the biggest piece of shit ever to walk the earth>this makes you owe them more: prepare to do everyone's job for them and get treated like a human forklift>the charges get sick of the shit and dump you with the worst workload off in isolation to try to stem the cuntery>the docs hate you for distracting their side pieces and make your life hell>the nursing manager gets sick of hearing about your drama so you get put on shit detail until you transfer>rinse and repeat at your next postingThe only way for a male nurse to survive is to refuse to engage with the roasties at all. Nursing is high pressure and high stress, so it brings out the absolute worst in women, which is then compounded by a bunch of stressed out bitches being forced to be stressed around each other while routinely being interrupted by cascading diarrhea or codes.
Your coworkers aren't not your friends. They will never be your friends. They might one day come to respect you if you keep your head down and kick ass at your job, but if you engage with them in any way you'll eventually find yourself in a low-key version of the drama that would ensue if you started fucking them all from day 1. Just remember: >95% of female hospital nurses are at least borderline sociopaths in order to cope with their jobs. You aren't a chad for collecting them like pokemon, they're just that slutty as a coping mechanism. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
t. medfag
