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Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 04:45:34 No.8673743 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8673748 >>8673775 >>8673846 >>8673878 >>8673896 >>8673944 >>8673948 >>8673986 >>8674044 >>8674070

Would you rather:
> have sex with the girl of your dreams whenever you like for the rest of your life?

or

> spend 3 minutes on top of the goat tower

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hff72w3M Wed 04 Sep 2019 04:48:49 No.8673748 Report

Quoted By: >>8673752 >>8673760 >>8673860

>>8673743
i have no dream girl,what would happen if i chose no 1?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KmAUMgdQ Wed 04 Sep 2019 04:50:26 No.8673752 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673748
you get your dream partner

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 04:52:31 No.8673760 Report

Quoted By: >>8673763 >>8673784

>>8673748
If you don't have a dream girl, you will instead get a genie who will grant you hot delicious breadsticks whenever you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hff72w3M Wed 04 Sep 2019 04:54:34 No.8673763 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673760
sounds nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xnRKrPFN Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:02:43 No.8673775 Report

Quoted By: >>8673806

>>8673743
goat tower of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UzgYxMxB Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:05:49 No.8673784 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673760
yeah i’ll take that offer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bGv4IO4j Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:12:08 No.8673799 Report

Quoted By: >>8673806

B
that's a solid B from me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NLZF1msB Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:14:34 No.8673803 Report

Quoted By: >>8673806

I would literally kill for a chance to spend 3 minutes on the goat tower

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:16:28 No.8673806 Report

Quoted By: >>8673810

>>8673803
>>8673799
>>8673775
Excellent choices so far

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NLZF1msB Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:17:36 No.8673810 Report

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>>8673806
>Strictly goats only

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Dkj4W1mf Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:19:58 No.8673815 Report

Quoted By: >>8673824 >>8673829 >>8673860

I'll take my dream girl.
>smartest person I've ever met
>great sense of humour
>innocent little peach
>jokingly acts smug like
How could I not?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NLZF1msB Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:27:02 No.8673824 Report

Quoted By: >>8673838

>>8673815
Have you considered the goat tower though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bGv4IO4j Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:28:23 No.8673829 Report

Quoted By: >>8673838

>>8673815
but seriously
that pinnacle
the view
it's... unearthly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dkj4W1mf Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:35:58 No.8673838 Report

Quoted By: >>8673841 >>8673842

>>8673829
>>8673824
I'll pick the goat tower if I'm also allowed to crawl into the holes and see for myself what otherworldly realms lie beyond.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bGv4IO4j Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:38:07 No.8673841 Report

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>>8673838
deal

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:39:27 No.8673842 Report

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>>8673838
Beware, you only have 3 minutes. A life time of pleasures will flash before your eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/wjlxJCl Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:43:01 No.8673846 Report

Quoted By: >>8673849 >>8673852

>>8673743
Why the fuck would I take the goat tower?
Of course I'll take the girl of my dream.
Would you rater have a million dollar or eat a delicious cake once. I'll fucking take the million dollar. Wth is wrong with you!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ioKGKaGS Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:44:13 No.8673849 Report

Quoted By: >>8673860

>>8673846
its a pretty fucking nice goat tower, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:46:25 No.8673852 Report

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>>8673846
> "I have no idea of the eternal rewards of the Goat Tower"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/wjlxJCl Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:47:58 No.8673860 Report

Quoted By: >>8673868 >>8673895

>>8673748
You can pick any bride on sale available at your supermarket, how does that sound.
>>8673849
Yeah but I'd give anything to sleep with the girl of my my dreams. We were best friends until I fell in love with her like a fucking loser.
>>8673815
Wtf?! That sound like my crush, are you trying to still my Julia?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ioKGKaGS Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:51:51 No.8673868 Report

Quoted By: >>8673870

>>8673860
you could sleep in the goat tower instead, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/wjlxJCl Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:53:44 No.8673870 Report

Quoted By: >>8673875 >>8673978

>>8673868
Wtf is this some underground meme I haven't heard of, or is everybody fallowing along with OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:56:30 No.8673875 Report

Quoted By: >>8673884

>>8673870
literally you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qVr/vr2q Wed 04 Sep 2019 05:59:59 No.8673878 Report

Quoted By: >>8673880

>>8673743
I pick the goatse tower

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:00:53 No.8673880 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673878
enter, mortal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/wjlxJCl Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:04:27 No.8673884 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673875
Why do I have to be black?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Dkj4W1mf Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:15:10 No.8673895 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673860
It's not your Julia if I get my hands on her first

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DhE0ScgE Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:15:26 No.8673896 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673743
I choose the goat tower

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wk2rNEZB Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:38:33 No.8673944 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673743
Goat tower. Hooves down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F5cqfMdW Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:39:54 No.8673948 Report

Quoted By: >>8673965

>>8673743
but if I'm allowed 3 minutes on top of the goat tower I will have sex with the girl of my dreams anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hiGBakmA Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:52:23 No.8673965 Report

Quoted By: >>8674036

>>8673948
Your girl is a goat?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ioKGKaGS Wed 04 Sep 2019 06:59:53 No.8673978 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673870
I really don't see the issue here anon.
Come in the goat tower with us, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TZnbTC5E Wed 04 Sep 2019 07:04:30 No.8673986 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673743
That goat tower looks peaceful as fuck. I feel like I could reach nirvana from looking up there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:F5cqfMdW Wed 04 Sep 2019 07:37:48 No.8674036 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673965

mittens

mittens ID:SBd13wTp Wed 04 Sep 2019 07:42:38 No.8674044 Report

Quoted By:

>>8673743
do i get to have sex with the goats

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JzAMSy3E Wed 04 Sep 2019 08:08:32 No.8674070 Report

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>>8673743
What if the girl of my dreams is the princess of goat tower?

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