Okay hear me out, commie fucks. America is the best country in the world. There's no denying it, there's no argument from snooty Europeans, except for "nuh uh monsieur".

This man right here is the answer to the world's prayers. He's gonna clean this shithole of a world up. No other person could possibly showcase the might and influence of the American empire and he's at the forefront. You Euro pussies might as well cower in fear now, because America doesn't stop with taking over the diaper heads in Iran, no no. It ends with our greatest ally, Europe.

Tremble before us.