I bet I could study at this fake ass university near where I am for 10 years and never once hear anything that wasn't in the textbook for the class. I didn't want to go to university to copy out of textbooks, I wanted to go for the insight of the experts that is shared in the lecture theaters of authentic universities.

Is this a fake university? Idk, but I think it is based on my professors being disguise monsters, that one professor on may last day of class playing the anus game, and two of my other professors saying that I was "too fast"

I will kill all of them.