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Damn my mother must be a fucking lich because there's a reason she didn't die 267 times. Wow look at that, my pets didn't die either. I didn't die in my sleep the other 362 times I've seen those pictures.

Imagine being the fucking retard that replies to those posts. I find it completely fucking unacceptable that people do it. How superstitious can you get?