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Normie ID:hSI/NBVt Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:33:01 No.8730495 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8730498 >>8730504 >>8730509 >>8730519 >>8730590 >>8730882 >>8731021

It really sucks needing glasses and shaving your junk in the shower. Every fucking time I put my glasses on after to check my work I've missed patches.

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:34:26 No.8730498 Report

Quoted By: >>8730527

>>8730495
Electric razor (not on dick and balls tho)
Contacts
Using fingers for tactile check.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:35:22 No.8730503 Report

Quoted By: >>8730506 >>8730527

Dumb normie.

I can shave my whole body in 30 seconds.

Austrian Commander

Austrian Commander ID:iJIVT0R8 Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:35:27 No.8730504 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730495
Americans are weird

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:36:24 No.8730506 Report

Quoted By: >>8730512

>>8730503
Spotted the low-T sōyboy

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:36:47 No.8730509 Report

Quoted By: >>8730515 >>8730517 >>8730527

>>8730495
woah thats an oddly specific things i'm now happy about not having to experience

i also heard somewhere that shaving your pp can significantly increase your chances of getting an std because of small cuts on your peen that leave you exposed when sexing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:36:59 No.8730512 Report

Quoted By: >>8730517

>>8730506
Post body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B9ekbeIs Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:37:46 No.8730515 Report

Quoted By: >>8730516

>>8730509
>sexing people with diseases
For what purpose?

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:38:26 No.8730516 Report

Quoted By: >>8730527 >>8730542

>>8730515
you never know with normie

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:38:49 No.8730517 Report

Quoted By: >>8730521 >>8730532

>>8730509
1.) get partner tested before sex
2.) hygiene is crucial
>>8730512
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/eCeJ/KC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:39:22 No.8730519 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730495
>shaving your junk
Just wash it like you do with your hair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:39:52 No.8730521 Report

Quoted By: >>8730542

>>8730517
Why?

Normie

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Normie ID:hSI/NBVt Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:40:36 No.8730527 Report

Quoted By: >>8730532 >>8730533 >>8730542

>>8730498
Contacts were best. The finger check only does so much.
>>8730503
Gross. You must be smooth.
>>8730509
100% believable but you know it's pretty easy to ask someone if they're dirty. This obsession with internet virgins and STD's is borderline neurotic.
>>8730516
Dude. No. The fuck?

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:42:11 No.8730532 Report

Quoted By: >>8730538 >>8730548 >>8730559

>>8730517
boi its not like i can just take my partner to get tested as if i'm taking them to the vet

besides, you have probably never sexed anyone

>>8730527
well when you only know theory every thing is scary

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:42:17 No.8730533 Report

Quoted By: >>8730536 >>8730538

>>8730527
I'm actually spiky.

I keep a stubble.

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:43:11 No.8730536 Report

Quoted By: >>8730547

>>8730533
i've seen your face, you don't keep a stubble. your face is as nude and bare as mine

Normie

Normie ID:hSI/NBVt Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:44:01 No.8730538 Report

Quoted By: >>8730547 >>8730568

>>8730532
That's a piss poor way to live though.
>>8730533
t. Bald face boi

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:44:26 No.8730542 Report

Quoted By: >>8730547

>>8730516
His wife is clean and has always been clean, so no.
>>8730521
Why should I?
>>8730527
[THICK RUSSIAN ACCENT]
THEN GET CONTACTS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:45:43 No.8730547 Report

Quoted By: >>8730559

>>8730536
That's because my facial hair is skin colour.
You need a microscope.

>>8730542
Whats your body type?

>>8730538
Its bad facial hair genetics.

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:46:31 No.8730548 Report

Quoted By: >>8730568

>>8730532
Then there’s just straight up asking. Most peeps will let you know they’ve got something; only the truly evil would intentionally infect you and not tell you beforehand, and I guarantee there would be plenty of red flags on their character before that.

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:48:42 No.8730559 Report

Quoted By: >>8730568

>>8730547
Giant muscle hairy bear gigachad with 11in long x 8in circumference dong
>>8730532
Also
>probably
Wew, you really think I’m that much of a chad that you’re not sure of my virginity?

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:51:22 No.8730568 Report

Quoted By: >>8730578

>>8730538
yeah thats the price you pay for being a neet

>>8730548
oh okay. norway has the biggest one night stand culture in the world and my county has a huuuge chlamydia problem so of course i'm cautious about it.

>>8730559
well yeah you're a good looking nigga and you come across as really confident

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:57:30 No.8730578 Report

Quoted By: >>8730581

>>8730568
Then don’t go for hookup girls (or guys).
And get to know the person well before doing anything.

Why thank you~

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 20:59:14 No.8730581 Report

Quoted By: >>8730594

>>8730578
normie has been telling me to go outside for weeks not but you people will never NEVER convince me to leave the comfiness of my room

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FacGq4AD Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:07:17 No.8730590 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730495
get a guide dogs to shave it for you

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:08:59 No.8730594 Report

Quoted By: >>8730758

>>8730581
You can’t have sex without leaving your room

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:13:39 No.8730758 Report

Quoted By: >>8730761 >>8730862

>>8730594
s-sex is for losers i'm spending my time Cultivating™ my mind and body okay

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:15:04 No.8730761 Report

Quoted By: >>8730868

>>8730758
You don’t sound sure of that

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:18:32 No.8730862 Report

Quoted By: >>8730868

>>8730758
Just wait until time starts running out.

Years are starting to feel like months.

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:20:11 No.8730868 Report

Quoted By: >>8730878 >>8730894

>>8730761
i'm going for those wizard powers

>>8730862
do you think you're gonna achieve your wizard powers ever?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:26:31 No.8730878 Report

Quoted By: >>8730898

>>8730868
Nah.

I want to marry someone that is different.
Its just I haven't found that person yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1WXeZQnw Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:28:01 No.8730882 Report

Quoted By: >>8730889

>>8730495
I've never shaved my junk in my life.

Quoted By:

Imagine being a sightlet. Why dont you just shave outside the shower?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:30:26 No.8730889 Report

Quoted By: >>8730891

>>8730882
How many CM?

I had a dream yesterday some of my arm hair was 30cm long. In that dream I tweezed that hair out. It was creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1WXeZQnw Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:31:52 No.8730891 Report

Quoted By: >>8730902

>>8730889
idk. It's fairly long

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:32:28 No.8730894 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730868
You won’t succeed, of your own volition.

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:33:44 No.8730898 Report

Quoted By: >>8730902 >>8730926

>>8730878
marry chen quick! he keeps trying to lewd me up HELP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:35:15 No.8730902 Report

Quoted By: >>8730911 >>8730918

>>8730891
I want to know if it stops growing at some point.

Shouldn't it be like shoulder hair length?

>>8730898
>he
Only her

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:38:50 No.8730911 Report

Quoted By: >>8730932

>>8730902
serious question: why do you wanna get married? i never saw the value in it. my parents aren't religious and never got married so i never saw the appeal in it personally.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1WXeZQnw Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:40:04 No.8730918 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730902
No, it stops growing at a certain length. Same with my beard.

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:43:12 No.8730926 Report

Quoted By: >>8730967

>>8730898
Well looks like no help from him~

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:45:10 No.8730932 Report

Quoted By: >>8730967

>>8730911
Look. I just want to settle down.

Wife material will keep my tummy happy.
Don't you want to be happy?

Forest™

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Forest™ ID:6PHsQwLR Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:51:01 No.8730967 Report

Quoted By: >>8730981 >>8731004

>>8730926
i'm gonna get help from jackie chen

>>8730932
i guess that makes sense

what kinda woman are you looking to wife up?

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

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Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:2m/EB/jC Sat 14 Sep 2019 21:53:31 No.8730981 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730967
He’ll go on about his day after recognizing me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icw4AR9r Sat 14 Sep 2019 22:02:02 No.8731004 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730967
I like kind, weird, soft hearted, genuine.

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:my2j9GPX Sat 14 Sep 2019 22:06:49 No.8731021 Report

Quoted By:

>>8730495
sounds like a pain. maybe laser?

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