How do i stop pooing? My day grinds to a halt whenever I have to blast my steamy load into the bowl. I get up when its over but its never over. The volume of release decays expotentially but never reaches zero. I jump in the shower to rinse my ass but when i relax my sphincter another log comes out and i have to pick it up of the shower flour with toilet paper and move it to the bowl so the shower drain doesnt reek of fecal residue. Before I know it an hour has passed and im late for my 1-5pm shift at the local amazon warehouse