>*Sniff sniff*
Hrmmm...
>*SNIFFFF*
I smell something.......
>*WHIRRRRRRR*
Ah, yes..... yes I smell it.....
>*shuffle*
The villager's wife, at long last it can be mine! MINE!
>NO NOOOOO NOOOOO HELP ME HELP ME NOOOOOOO
Ah yes, another one has been stolen, time to take her to the cauldron. She shall be used to keep my wicked witch of a wife looking young...