>Be me
>jerking the chicken like i'm trying to Arise Chicken Arise
>AriseChicken.mp4
Just recently found out i can fownload pornhub vids to my phone straight from pronhub. No account
>shit be arising fast
>nigga too fast
>wat.bmp
>start cumming but peepee hurts a little
>look down and see cummies running down hand like i just pissed myself
Not yellow enough for piss, not white enough for semen
>freak out and take cold shower
>peepee still the big hurt
What do robots?
Am i doomed with the chicken arising or am i autistic
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>now read these signs out loud

>I Am

>Sofa King

>We Todd Ed

>Now repeat all very fast please