/bant/ - International/Random

[34 / 7 / ?]

23KiB, 650x623, 1566324946020.jpg

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

ITT: Post weird shit about yourself

Anonymous ID:F5VdgbL9 Sun 22 Sep 2019 05:45:41 No.8773498 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8773534 >>8773544 >>8773585 >>8773992 >>8775867 >>8777305 >>8779495 >>8779509 >>8779929 >>8782785

>tfw my parents had me skip pre-k and kindergarten but I hit puberty at the same time everyone else did

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GLpHaP+L Sun 22 Sep 2019 05:56:27 No.8773524 Report

Quoted By:

I have directly communicated with God and came to the realization that all religions except maybe Buddhism are frauds and do not represent God in the most humble way, the human race is lost and we must return to attempting to propagate nature.
I am an animal whisperer as they say, people who see wild birds perch on my hand as they feed from me while I walk are utterly mystified. I've never been harmed by an animal and consistently live with cats. Domestic exotic birds never bite me and enjoy my company.

Gaia is real and I am her eternal servant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FQzTgZeo Sun 22 Sep 2019 06:00:23 No.8773534 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I lived with an abusive parent for the first 19 years of my life and I still frequently have nightmares about him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i7lSoJdF Sun 22 Sep 2019 06:04:42 No.8773544 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I didn't hit puberty until I was 14 1/2
basically a hairless 11 year old in a school of yeti
in 3 months I grew form 4foot8 to 6foot
I remember dying in dreams but I was told if you died in a dream you died in real life therefore I am immortal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GE3ZYUkm Sun 22 Sep 2019 06:14:23 No.8773574 Report

Quoted By: >>8773600 >>8773978 >>8782368

i spent 5 years of my life eating semen because i was too lazy to clean it up. i haven't ate my own semen in 2 years yet i still shit cum at least twice a day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJ/Bx79Z Sun 22 Sep 2019 06:18:15 No.8773585 Report

Quoted By: >>8775885

>>8773498
i have eaten rat.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i7lSoJdF Sun 22 Sep 2019 06:21:28 No.8773600 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773574
YUk id
apt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mqt9Bxa2 Sun 22 Sep 2019 06:24:21 No.8773607 Report

Quoted By: >>8775878 >>8775965

Didn't wear shoes for two years of my life and did more drugs than most grown ups do in their entire lifetime by the time I was 16

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5VdgbL9 Sun 22 Sep 2019 09:05:51 No.8773978 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773574
>YUk ID
YUk

lasttour

lasttour ID:WdJCLHFm Sun 22 Sep 2019 09:10:39 No.8773992 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I always tiptoe when taking a shower

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO mfw my face.png, 141KiB, 399x400

Anonymous ID:SQdUrwRF Sun 22 Sep 2019 14:46:58 No.8775867 Report

Quoted By: >>8778046

>>8773498
i t*rtured animals to test my empathy baseline and found out i had none

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SQdUrwRF Sun 22 Sep 2019 14:48:37 No.8775878 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773607
lol how is this possible?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1564428805315.png, 172KiB, 565x396

Anonymous ID:SQdUrwRF Sun 22 Sep 2019 14:50:41 No.8775885 Report

Quoted By: >>8777486 >>8779729

>>8773585
i have imp*led rat with wallpins and metal spikes. i have also b*rned them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:USeTwDCM Sun 22 Sep 2019 15:17:35 No.8775965 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773607
Are you Tom Sawyer?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1556412555950.jpg, 158KiB, 1029x936

Anonymous ID:QZd4zxgj Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:09:32 No.8777123 Report

Quoted By: >>8777145

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts

Doktor Chen !Kureizyhts ID:wE/5LTa3 Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:17:48 No.8777145 Report

Quoted By:

>>8777123
I love this meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9vESBmn4 Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:37:51 No.8777216 Report

Quoted By:

My pp hurts

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 5609937i.jpg, 83KiB, 620x465

Anonymous ID:B8fnKyty Sun 22 Sep 2019 19:51:56 No.8777305 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I used to have wet dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wL7X0AG3 Sun 22 Sep 2019 20:20:22 No.8777486 Report

Quoted By: >>8778519

>>8775885
Yes but did you C O N S U M E them?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3aJludIk Sun 22 Sep 2019 21:55:29 No.8778046 Report

Quoted By: >>8778519

>>8775867
Sure you did you edgy cunt

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 4.jpg, 8KiB, 400x78

Anonymous ID:SQdUrwRF Sun 22 Sep 2019 23:38:05 No.8778519 Report

Quoted By: >>8779887

>>8777486
i'm not of the asiatic race, so no
>>8778046
believe what you want normoid

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vdAOiQ8w Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:41:48 No.8779495 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I piss in the sink.
Started because there was a big unreachable spider behind the only toilet of a tiny cottage, but it felt so good that I never stopped.
I especially love how quiet it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JRM+zONK Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:45:09 No.8779503 Report

Quoted By:

I used to be taller than kids my age, but as puberty hit I become the shortest motherfucker of all.

*****

***** ID:bM3nxHdI Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:47:43 No.8779509 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I like it when its winter so it gets dark sooner. then i dont get embarrassed when I walk by people and we are shrouded together in the night

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pwm7hrMC Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:52:01 No.8779727 Report

Quoted By:

I can crack my knuckles multiple times in rapid succession.
https://vocaroo.com/i/basedZxoC1852z

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jJ/Bx79Z Mon 23 Sep 2019 04:53:01 No.8779729 Report

Quoted By:

>>8775885
bah its come full circle, i was drunk last time i was in this thread and now i am drunk again.
next time you encounter a rat you should hug it and then hang it publicly with all the other rats to see. perhaps public humiliation will force them to leave you alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5VdgbL9 Mon 23 Sep 2019 06:08:27 No.8779887 Report

Quoted By:

>>8778519
Try it sometime, cat meat is sweet, chewy, and slides off the tongue kind of like greasy venison.

Ressettius

Ressettius ID:glgPDnsN Mon 23 Sep 2019 06:33:12 No.8779929 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773498
I can shake/twitch my eyeballs pretty fast

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4gbdX8cP Mon 23 Sep 2019 06:40:59 No.8779932 Report

Quoted By: >>8779987 >>8781748

cianigger mossad datamining thread do not respond

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F5VdgbL9 Mon 23 Sep 2019 07:13:45 No.8779987 Report

Quoted By:

>>8779932
>(((mossad)))

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SQdUrwRF Mon 23 Sep 2019 13:59:11 No.8781748 Report

Quoted By:

>>8779932
responded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GOHOLyYp Mon 23 Sep 2019 15:39:02 No.8782368 Report

Quoted By:

>>8773574
YUk

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pict (1651).jpg, 132KiB, 1000x1391

Anonymous ID:T0a8Nnuy Mon 23 Sep 2019 17:18:52 No.8782785 Report

Quoted By: >>8782797

>>8773498
When I'm hanging around with my frens we often fight with each other for why the fucking not sake. Last time I've got my friend's lips turned red.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wL7X0AG3 Mon 23 Sep 2019 17:25:13 No.8782797 Report

Quoted By:

>>8782785
That's not weird you're just slavs

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

ITT: Post weird shit about yourself