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A pastor and a rabbi were traveling on a train. The pastor turns to the rabbi teasingly and says "Let's find out which of us is smarter. We will ask each other questions, and whoever does not know the answer will pay the other $1,000."
The rabbi replies: "Sorry, but I don't have that kind of money, I won't be able to pay you $1000"
"I'll cut you some slack," said the pastor, "if I don't know how to answer your question I'll pay you $1,000, if you don't know the answer to mine you'll only pay me one dollar."
"Well, I'll start then," the rabbi answered, "what has ten eyes, seven wings, and four tails?"
The pastor pondered over the question for almost an hour, but he couldn't think of any answer.
"Well what's the answer?" He barked in frustration.
"Give me the money first," said the rabbi.
The priest handed him the $1000 and asked again, "What's the answer?"
"I have no idea," laughed the rabbi, "here take a dollar."
