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Anonymous ID:tHCSayrO Mon 23 Sep 2019 05:34:13 No.8779838 View View Reply Original Report

Hello NEETS
Im a NEET and dont want my house egged to oblivion this year. I cant afford candy so how do I keep kids off my lawn this halloween

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0Omqn8SD Mon 23 Sep 2019 05:37:19 No.8779844 Report

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Put up a sign saying that you are a convicted sex offender.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HNy0Oa7P Mon 23 Sep 2019 05:38:59 No.8779851 Report

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even worse...
tell them you're australian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:inXop899 Mon 23 Sep 2019 05:57:44 No.8779874 Report

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Landmines.

You'll hear one explosion and then you'll have peace for the rest of the evening.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHGoo6Lr Mon 23 Sep 2019 14:11:18 No.8781783 Report

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>>8779838
Rent a white van and paint "free candy" on it, then park it in your driveway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GSpWJn28 Mon 23 Sep 2019 14:12:46 No.8781790 Report

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live in my basement

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cFk0B2JF Mon 23 Sep 2019 14:14:42 No.8781799 Report

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>>8779838
Buy eggs and egg that fucker who is about to egg you, he will run away and you can now take his eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BS5a+1RP Mon 23 Sep 2019 14:19:11 No.8781821 Report

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>>8779838
Do people really egg your house on halloween? Because that's fucked. What if you aren't at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QpZwtrC1 Mon 23 Sep 2019 20:16:01 No.8783383 Report

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