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>last night >roommates + some other dude lets call him z, playing smash >bottle of crown royal on the coffee table >be like fuck it gimme a shot >roommates all like lol take three >take three >watch the bois play smash >take fourth then fifth >go back into room and drunk blog >bros bouta head out to play more smash at z's place >take sixth and go with them
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>>8787527 hes probably reallly hungover, give him some time
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>>8787526 2/3
>get in z's car >his gf is in the car with him >one eternity later >at the house >sit there and watch them drunkenly play smash >more people come in >aaaH more people >two dudes two chicks >think they were either couples or roommates or something >girl sits nearby >'hey lol im rof whats ur name haha' >fist bump her lets call her T >T is like how drunk is this guy >cool.png did i mention this might be longer than expected?
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>>8787555 (3/3 maybe)
>at this point anything can trigger me to drunkenly ramble or tell a story >smelled weed on z's gf >makes me go on for 15 minutes about the first time I got high >T is visibly patient with me as if im handicapped >after all this talking im getting thirsty >hey lol wheres the water >grab mug and fill it with town tap water >zgf hands me bottled water >thanks lmao >turn head to T >hey ur kuul as fuk your a good listener I dont think anyone else was listening to weed story >everyone was listening cause I was so fucking loud >want to cuddle with T for some reason but didnt cause I was convinced she wasnt single >spend 30 minutes comentating smash gameplay >while also just saying random shit >another gril comes in with laptop >sends me on a rant about macbooks >having the time of my life cause first time actually drunk with people im talking with >other times I was with literal autist degenerates that booze wont even help >go home after everyone's done with smash Rofledof
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BONUS>whole way back home I was reciting the entire virgin mary scene from FMJ
