>>8808923My senior year of high school, my ex went through this phase where she started hanging out with social rejects, maybe to spare herself some weird sense of guilt when they inevitably an hero. Well, one such individual was this fat ginger girl, with lemon yellow teeth, and BO that could stand your hair on end. At one point she let this fat cunt borrow some headphones, and when they were returned they were filled with a thick pale yellow film.
Well anyway, she picked up ginger fats in her dad's truck, along with some other marginally socially adjusted girls who she called friend, for some kind of shopping get together, the details aren't important. The whole day went without incident, apart from being a painfully awkward affair, until the end if the night when she dropped everyone off. Mind you, that day hadn't included any sort of alcohol or drugs, but on her drive home my ex smelled something strange in the back of her seat, where the ginger was sitting. She messaged the cow about it, and she nonchalantly replied: "Oh, yeah I peed in the back of your car, sorry."
Turns out she'd actually peed at the beginning of the outing, when she was initially picked up, and by some miracle nobody had noticed. I still think about that sometimes, and it makes me not want to have kids.
