>>881266Find a public place
Bring a sharp knife and rope
Take a bunch of laxatives
Find a tall tree/building/statue and secure one end of the rope
Make a noose with the other end and put it around your neck
Then take the knife and cut open your stomach and jump
When the rope catches you your guts will spill out and you'll shit yourself because of all the laxatives you took.
Clean up crew will gag when they have to clean up your mess
