I thought Mary was Jesus' girlfriend but apparently it was his (((virgin))) mother. Why do people believe this? Obviously the mother lied and told everyone: "Nah, I got pregnant by a magical ghost" BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was a slut that probably got impregnated behind the camel shed by Muhammad. Anyone who believes the bible stories is retarded. If you unironically believe everything that was written down 2000 years ago to be absolutely accurate, then good on you - you're dumb as dog shit!!