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German Anon's Adventure

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>be me.
>17 year old.
>1944.
>Ardennes Forest, Belgium.
>Cold as fuck.
>Lost almost half of battalion on the 5th day of Unternehem 'Wacht am Rhein'.
>mfw the entire West front has a total of a handful heavy tanks to beat back the Americans.
>still cold as fuck.
>some dude's dick froze off.
>moving out again to try and attack some town paratroopers are holding for the 743rd fucking time.
>the war is lost.
>beloved fuhrer will throw in the towel.
>be me again. 18 years old
>1945
>don't even care about defeating the Americans.
>mfw I just wanna go home.
>defending some bridge we haven't blown up for some reason.
>Defending with a bunch of stupid children holding Panzerfausts.
>Commander boasts about the Final Victory.
>fuckyou.jpg
>Americans attack.
>Commander rides away on bicycle.
>motherfucker.
>captured by Americans.
>be me for the last time.
>2016
>hooked up to machines in hospital somewhere in America with shitty insurance for retired people.
>watching TV.
>mfw Germany full of Muslims and Niggers..
>last words before the heart monitor's beeps slowly fade as I finally close my eyes for the last time
>"fuck those Jews."