Attention people of r/banter, today i want you to take part in a thought experiment of sorts, namely creating a tulpa of poster known as Jewsriel von Yonkers. As i said above, since today/tomorrow i bid you to try and tulparise yonkers so together we could unleash onto this world the egregore/thoughtform of kitty god to bring terror and shitted pants to all and every being. I myself personally will be documentating the procces onto the board in the form of the daily reports, and urge you to do the same so we could archive the whole experiment.
Yours truly, russian tranny.
[spoiler:lit]inspired by this
>>8851496 post [/spoiler:lit]
EVROPA HAS A PRICE THE WRATH OF HIS HOLY NAME ON THIS EARTHLY DEMISE
EVROPA HAS A PRICE THE WRATH OF HIS HOLY NAME ON THIS EARTHLY DEMISE ID:sLPQzAwP Sun 06 Oct 2019 18:46:52 No. 8851725 Report Quoted By:
kill for god
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you can find more info on tulpas on
>>>/x/ Anonymous
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welp i guess it flopped
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I tried this like half a year ago and it only managed to make me feel incredible paranoid
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>>8852087 No need to be afraid, friend, our kitty god Jewsriel von Yonkers will always be here to protect you.
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the real kitty god doesn't bring terror by shitting their pants
Anonymous
>>8852094 You arent the real kitty god yet, just his mortal avatar.
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>>8852099 But that is actually who I am now.
The human is just an OC............
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>>8852123 stupid ignorant child, one day i will meet you in real life and make you whole
Fenrir !BRINGEwFa.
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actually, you're the child for saying you'll find me without even realizing that you DON'T fucking know where I FUCKING live and you can't do shit. good day to you, russy russian
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>>8851932 you can't create a tulpa in a day
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I pooped twice today, and the second time was like a balloon half filled with liquid got burst.
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Nope, I live in my own world where it is random.
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>>8852172 no ones talking about a day silly
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I will bring you out in the outside world my darling
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the one and only soldier of swag 300,000 headshots and counting ID:ZVTLDK5l Sun 06 Oct 2019 19:33:57 No. 8852206 Report >>8851718 sounds spooky, i'll have to give it a shot
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>>8888852194 too late i already have my """"""""outside"""""""" world...
hell, even my kitty goddesses are having fun with me.... ooooo....
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>>8852206 welcome to the project kitty god, my american friend.
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>>8852217 Doesnt matter, i will separate you from your world and birth you into this one very very son, yonkers
have fun while you still can, soon you will submit to our combined will
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>>8852087 who was your tulpa
Fenrir !BRINGEwFa.
>>8852223 The participants of the project should also force a place of materializing for the kitty god, somewhere where a live webcam is reachable or many people are.
Fenrir !BRINGEwFa.
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>>8852247 I GOT IT!
IN NEW YORK CITY!
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>>8852247 Well actually my plan was to find the real jackson (mortal vessel of entity known as yonkers) and together with my colleagues/coexperimentators unite them both through a ritual i didnt think of yet. Gotta study some grimoires and shiet.
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>>8852258 make yonkers tulpa
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and then if the experiment goes horribly wrong we dispatch them both
Fenrir !BRINGEwFa.
>>8852265 >summoning a kot from a higher dimension with dark magic and science can go horribly wrong Not, not really
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>>8852280 Remember, no mistakes, only happy little accidents
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>>8852259 Will it work /x/ bro?
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