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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:02:29 No.8852494 View View Reply Original Report

Guess what I have hidden in this box. If you guess I will show you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:04:30 No.8852495 Report

Quoted By: >>8852501 >>8852503 >>8852506 >>8852525

>>8852494
It's your cumbox.
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It's a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I've had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn't manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That's pretty much it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:04:51 No.8852496 Report

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dragon dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:05:17 No.8852497 Report

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Part of your fursuit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:05:40 No.8852498 Report

Quoted By: >>8852732

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:05:59 No.8852499 Report

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my wife's pretty head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:06:00 No.8852500 Report

Quoted By: >>8852504 >>8852507

>>8852494
>Guess what I have hidden in this box
A 3 day ban for off topic violation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:06:25 No.8852501 Report

Quoted By: >>8852519

>>8852495
you need jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:06:28 No.8852502 Report

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niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:06:32 No.8852503 Report

Quoted By: >>8852519

>>8852495
>checks post
>"is this guy fucking retarded?"
>checks flag
>"oh yes, yes he is"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:06:47 No.8852504 Report

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>>8852500
this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:06:57 No.8852505 Report

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Raw clams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:07:22 No.8852506 Report

Quoted By: >>8852519

>>8852495
>>>reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:07:59 No.8852507 Report

Quoted By: >>8852508 >>8852514

>>8852500
You know announcing reports is a rule violation itself, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:08:34 No.8852508 Report

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>>8852507
He didn't announce a report though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:08:42 No.8852509 Report

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>>8852494
Going by the writing on the box, a big tittied Japanese milf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:08:46 No.8852510 Report

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>>8852494
Pandora?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:09:03 No.8852511 Report

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>>8852494
Adidas shoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:09:33 No.8852512 Report

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>>228961649
Nigger I know it's from reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:09:35 No.8852513 Report

Quoted By: >>8852540

>>8852494
A tool to rob people, considering your flag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:09:36 No.8852514 Report

Quoted By: >>8852524 >>8852531

>>8852507
Never said I reported mutt golem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:09:45 No.8852515 Report

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>>8852494
Your moms bad dragon dildo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:10:48 No.8852516 Report

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a nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:11:08 No.8852517 Report

Quoted By: >>8852523

Well it's got holes in it made intentionally, I'd say it's holding an animal, I'm going to guess a frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:11:18 No.8852518 Report

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body parts?
explosive?
some animal?
your virginity?
ravioli?
your dick?
another box?
dirt on the clinton? (if so, RIP)
the declaration of independance?
the droid we are looking for?
a cat, nor dead, nor alive yet?
the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
shoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:11:21 No.8852519 Report

Quoted By: >>8852522

>>8852501
>>8852503
>>8852506
Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money… [and] some other valuables that his parents wouldn't realize were gone…

…Also my cum box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:11:58 No.8852520 Report

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>>8852494
>Ara gore-tex
A 30 ft long Mia daki?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:12:00 No.8852521 Report

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>>8852494
Quentin Tarantino's Oscar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:12:10 No.8852522 Report

Quoted By: >>8852533

>>8852519
If you're doing this post the broken arms guy whose mother masturbated him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:12:45 No.8852523 Report

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>>8852517
nvm the pattern of holes is too precise so that's just the manufacturers thing.

Aint got a clue then, so I'll guess dragon dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:14:11 No.8852524 Report

Quoted By: >>8852526

>>8852514
How is he getting a ban for this, oh miserable grandson of light fixtures?

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:14:29 No.8852525 Report

Quoted By: >>8852527

>>8852495
Retarded post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:15:22 No.8852526 Report

Quoted By: >>8852538

>>8852524
Literally the second option when you report.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:16:16 No.8852527 Report

Quoted By: >>8852537

>>8852525

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:17:09 No.8852528 Report

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>>8852494
holes in the box, for air?

some kind of animal i'd guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:17:19 No.8852529 Report

Quoted By: >>8852548

>>8852494
if it turns out to be a dead animal I swear to god I will find you and kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:17:32 No.8852530 Report

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>>8852494
>romania
Probably a mummified penis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:17:36 No.8852531 Report

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>>8852514
>golem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:18:05 No.8852532 Report

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>>8852494
jazz's dick and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:18:22 No.8852533 Report

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>>8852522
But that doesn't tie into OP's shoebox game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:18:53 No.8852534 Report

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>>8852494
a fetus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:19:45 No.8852535 Report

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>>8852494
some poo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:21:32 No.8852536 Report

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>>8852494
if i had to guess, id say theres some waterproof riding boots in there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:22:19 No.8852537 Report

Quoted By: >>8852541

>>8852527
is what i think it is ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:22:28 No.8852538 Report

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>>8852526
How am I getting called a golem when you exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:23:14 No.8852539 Report

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>>8852494
Muh Dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:24:45 No.8852540 Report

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>>8852513
>implying romanians need tools to rob people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:25:28 No.8852541 Report

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>>8852537
You need to work on your older meme material knowledge. And yes, it's a cumbox

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:25:42 No.8852542 Report

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>>8852494
rare pepes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:25:50 No.8852543 Report

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>>8852494
a 3 day ban?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:26:45 No.8852544 Report

Quoted By: >>8852570

let me guess, you skinned a nigger's face and you put it in the box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:27:37 No.8852545 Report

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>>8852494
o pisicuta mica :DDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:28:00 No.8852546 Report

Quoted By: >>8852585

Surely an artificial vagene made of potato starch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:30:47 No.8852547 Report

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>>8852494
give us a hint

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:30:48 No.8852548 Report

Quoted By:

>>8852529
>>8852494
>if it turns out to be a dead animal I swear to Allah (PBUH) I will find you and kill you.
Fixed it for you Karwan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cdp5LrN2 Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:33:55 No.8852570 Report

Quoted By: >>8852723

>>8852544
Warap weon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H6h4rP3l Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:34:53 No.8852585 Report

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>>8852546
Wait, you can make potato starch flesh lights?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GUZdgZRQ Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:40:36 No.8852632 Report

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Papagei without wings

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WZw32wr9 Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:57:07 No.8852723 Report

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>>8852570
stfu chilindian mutt

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Anonymous ID:DsI13FUY Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:57:40 No.8852726 Report

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This

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:INFv4nZ0 Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:58:30 No.8852732 Report

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>>8852498
came here to post this

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