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Some dogs are doggos, some are puppers, and others may even be pupperinos. There are corgos and clouds, fluffers and floofs, woofers and boofers. The chunky ones are thicc, and the thin ones are long bois. When they stick out their tongues, they're doing a mlem, a blep, a blop. They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:52:44 No.8855586 Report

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>>8855582
You can see any dog you wish in heaven, even though they themselves do not explicitly "go" there. They're mere animals, and do not have the ability to make choices like human beings do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:53:05 No.8855587 Report

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>>8855582
If he was a gud boi, then yes.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:53:50 No.8855588 Report

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>>8855582
if dogs cant go to heaven, is it really heaven?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:53:57 No.8855589 Report

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>>8855583
this
basically, if heaven was real, then yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:54:03 No.8855590 Report

Quoted By: >>8855622

Did some one just say SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP?
Also, this is a SCHLOP posting thread now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:56:00 No.8855591 Report

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>>8855585
Jesus Christ stop using reddit language you nigger. Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:56:44 No.8855592 Report

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>>8855586
A lot of dogs are previously humans that just want an easy lifetime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:57:10 No.8855593 Report

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>>8855582
your dog went to heaven, you wont.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:00:18 No.8855594 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:01:32 No.8855595 Report

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All dogs go to heaven. Except pit bulls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:14:00 No.8855596 Report

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>>8855582
Yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_grim

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:16:24 No.8855597 Report

Quoted By: >>8855636

No one goes to heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:27:53 No.8855598 Report

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>>8855582
Yes
Yes if you go to heaven, he definitely is going to heaven or is already there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:28:42 No.8855599 Report

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>>8855582
Rest assured OP, the answer is yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:29:29 No.8855600 Report

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>>8855584
Dogs are white man’s Best friend. You must be a shit skin semite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:29:52 No.8855601 Report

Quoted By: >>8855603 >>8855620

>>8855582
>DOES MY CUTSEY WUTSEY FUR BABY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOGGO GO TO HEAVEN????
Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:30:06 No.8855602 Report

Quoted By: >>8855606

Do you ever notice how "dog" spelled backwards is "God"? Do you ever think about why God did that? It's like dogs are the inverse of God, but made of the same thing.

Both words are made of the same letters. Both will love you unconditionally. They will both always be happy to see you. They both cherish you and love to spend time with you.

God knows everything, and wants the best for you. Dogs know almost nothing, and want the best for you. Are dogs a lesson on how to live and how to love? Our world is beyond their understanding but we love them unconditionally anyway. God's wisdom is beyond our understanding but he loves us anyway.

Does God see through the eyes of dogs? Is our love expressed toward our dogs a reflection of the love we offer toward God? How can we ever express gratitude toward God for the gift of love we have been given? How can dogs ever express its gratitude for the love we give them? We don't need to speak to communicate. We can feel the love of God without words, just like we can feel the love of dogs without words.

Dogs sure are great. I'm so grateful that God gave us dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:30:49 No.8855603 Report

Quoted By: >>8855605

>>8855601
God you bongs are degenerate Jews

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:33:33 No.8855604 Report

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>>8855586
"Animal" is a word that comes from the Latin "anima" which means "soul."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:34:43 No.8855605 Report

Quoted By: >>8855619

>>8855603
Yes, because humanising and obsessing over a subhuman work animal isn't degenerate at all.
Dogs are tools. If you want something to love and take care of then have a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:35:09 No.8855606 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855602
>Do you ever notice how "dog" spelled backwards is "God"
>Thinks that English is the only language that exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:36:21 No.8855607 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855582
No

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:36:43 No.8855608 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855582
>will (you) be in Heaven
asking the real questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:36:49 No.8855609 Report

Quoted By: >>8855616

Yes and people who disagree are chinks no exceptions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:37:04 No.8855610 Report

Quoted By: >>8855615

>>8855585
I’m going to kill a stray dog now. And every time I see someone write like that I will do the same. >>8855586

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:37:24 No.8855611 Report

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>>8855588
Maybe the best comment I've ever read on this website.

Maybe the only good thing I've ever read here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:37:42 No.8855612 Report

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>>8855582
All life returns to the common source. It cannot be known, but it gave birth to everything regardless.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:37:50 No.8855613 Report

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>>8855582
>If so will I see him when it's my time?

No, 'cause you'll be in HELL.

But I'll be there too. And I'll be sure and bring plenty of LIQUOR!!!

Looking forward to the FAN SERVICE in hell, too!!!

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:37:53 No.8855614 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:38:59 No.8855615 Report

Quoted By: >>8855617

>>8855586
>>8855610
Didn’t mean to tag this other dude. Damn I’m tired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:39:48 No.8855616 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855609
agreed, my cultured gook friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:39:49 No.8855617 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855615
i get you, anon. you're going to be bringing more dogs to heaven :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:40:08 No.8855618 Report

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There's a twilight zone (original not the shitty one)episode specifically about this topic and it's the most amazing thing I've ever watched

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:41:02 No.8855619 Report

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>>8855605
Are you a real bong even? Bongs are generally known for being ridiculously sentimental about dogs (in the best possible way).

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:41:14 No.8855620 Report

Quoted By: >>8855641

>>8855601
I have a theory why brits are such shit posters lately. They more or less live in a nightmare dystopia where you can't own spoons, go to jail for misgendering hairy men in dresses and essentially make every book about future social horrors look quaint. On top of the constant overcast. They're miserable fuckers, to be sure.

I hope Brexit makes things a little less shit for you. You should get a dog, bong.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:41:52 No.8855621 Report

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>>8855614
go away evil dogger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:42:14 No.8855622 Report

Quoted By: >>8855623 >>8855626

>>8855590
*AHEM*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:43:00 No.8855623 Report

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>>8855622
HES GONNA SAY IT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:43:30 No.8855624 Report

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>>8855614
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER

OH FUCK THE FLASHBACKS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:44:24 No.8855625 Report

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Only good dogos .

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:44:44 No.8855626 Report

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>>8855622
Yes? Do you have something you'd like to share with fellow dog enthusiasts, my good man?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:45:08 No.8855627 Report

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>>8855582
Here. You’re welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:46:38 No.8855628 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855614
go away evil dogger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:50:45 No.8855629 Report

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>>8855614
Go away evil dogger

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 06:54:14 No.8855630 Report

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yes, but only if he's jewish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:05:11 No.8855631 Report

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This is where dogs go after they die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:10:03 No.8855632 Report

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>>8855585
>boofers

My dad called niggers boofers. It's an old army term for blacks going in the line of fire first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:32:01 No.8855633 Report

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>>8855586
Dogs are sentient beings that do understand stuff and they do make choices. If you dont believe this youre a fucking retard. Animals arent just some automated sacks of meat like some of you like to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:35:05 No.8855634 Report

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>>8855584
nice try rabbi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:35:47 No.8855635 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855585
go kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:36:21 No.8855636 Report

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>>8855597
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:37:09 No.8855637 Report

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>>8855585
these fucking furries have to go
sage these threads you niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:38:10 No.8855638 Report

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>>8855582
Yes, God says animals are pure of spirit and automatically go to heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:13:08 No.8855639 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855582
All dogs go to heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:21:19 No.8855640 Report

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>>8855586
its not so clear cut like that, different animals have varying degrees of soul development.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:35:40 No.8855641 Report

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>>8855620

Alternatively, it's a Paki-post. Our island is infested with them and some of them know how to use computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:36:58 No.8855642 Report

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>>8855584
The semitic hate for dog is showing again. Never forget the holohound

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:37:54 No.8855643 Report

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No, and neither do you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:38:00 No.8855644 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855586
>They're mere animals, and do not have the ability to make choices like human beings do.
>Implying free will is something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:39:39 No.8855645 Report

Quoted By:

>>8855614
Go away evil dogger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1y7mPysB Mon 07 Oct 2019 10:21:43 No.8856142 Report

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>>8855582
There is no heaven or hell, only P-16 and those to weak to seek it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sXmUSAJx Mon 07 Oct 2019 10:39:49 No.8856172 Report

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No, yes.

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Anonymous ID:bYkgcj+/ Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:22:03 No.8856231 Report

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>>8855582
Sure, why not.

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