You niggers listen now
I'm gonna tell you how
To keep from getting torchered
When the Klan is on the prowl
Stay at home at night
And lock your doors up tight
Don't go outside or else you'll find
Those crosses-a-burnin' bright
Now I know you won't believe me
So I'm gonna tell you why
The Kajun Ku Klux Klan
Is gonna get you by and by
I'm warnin' you that when I'm through
You're gonna change your tune
This story's 'bout a nigger
His name was Levi Coon

He walked into a cafe
He thought he'd get a bite
He thought that they would serve him
Since they passed the civil rights
The waitress told him no
And that he'd better go
He said, "No ma'am, my Uncle Sam say
I don't have to go."
So he sat there in that cafe
Bein' stubborn as a mule
No matter what she said
He wouldn't get up off that stool
He sat there like a jackass
Said, "I'm gonna demonstarate.
I came in here to eat, and
I ain't leavin' 'til I've ate."