AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>*bangs shield profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*steals from monastery*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*chucks throwing axe*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*eats a mushroom*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*checks for nearest undefended village*
U BE SAYIN
>*collects danegeld*
HOL UP HOL UP
>*growls and bites shield*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*forms shield wall*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*opens a up a 40oz of mead and pours some for his homies Ragnar and Bloodaxe*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*yells about dis and goes to check in with his jarl*
WE GON BE
>*is declared a outlaw*
FINNA WE GON BE
>*drinks mead through horn*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>*adjusts ill-fitting armor*
SO WE GON BE
>*instinctively looks around for armored cavalry*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>*plants nithing pole*
SOM FINNA
>*rapes Irish slave girl*
SO WE GON BE
>*attends blót*
SOM FINNA
>*burns manuscript*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
>*participates in coastline raiding*
HOL UP
>*strokes danegeld pensively*
WE GON BE
>*carves a rune*
SOM FINNA
>*jumps from longship*
WE GON BE
>*grabs axe and swings it left and right*
SOM FINNA
>*blows gjallerhorn*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH*
>*repeated Heill Óðinn, sæl Óðinn chanting in the background*
U SAYING WE GON BE
>*sells slaves*
SOM FINNA
>goes berserk
VIKANGZ N SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>*converts to Christianity*