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>microwave water for morning covfefe
>put butter in it
>water pot is still heating up, pathetic
>drink covfefe with butter
>continue to my breakfast of apples slices with peanut butter and a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with onion rings, ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, barbecue sauce, a different type of barbecue sauce, and more cheese
>have a heart attack
>call EMS and give them my credit card number, social security number, medicare number before they can come
>waddle my way outside to meet them halfway
>die in street
>get shot
