have yoou ever been so suicidal that you tried to light yourself on fire but just felt nothing so then you tried to rape your cat but you shoved your dick in her (I'm not gay you fucking faggots) mouth and then she bites down hard and then since she has lock jaw she is stuck to you while she is burning to death so you go to take a shower to put out the fire but your dog dosen''t like going in the shower while she is stuck to yoour dick and so she starts scratching the fuck out of your pubes that are already scabbed because you have a skin condition like jean paul marat and it hurts like a bitch so instead you try to go in front of the fan to blow your fire away but it only blows it into your dakimakura collection and since it is highly flamable the dumpster you live in is now on fire and it spreads to the firecracker collection you have been saving up to blow up the english parlement and then your dumpster explodes and the explosion launches you into space so your fire dies out because you lose all thee oxygen so now you are blue dabu dee dabu daaa and then you rip your dick off to throw your cat into the moon and then newtons third law makes you fly back to the earth and then you finally crash land into a loli factory and you see a bunch of naked lolis so you skin them alive and wear them like a suit to cure your gender dysphoria and then your depression gets cured because you are transs and have no dick and look like a girl now then you live a satisfying life.