i imagine myself leading my platoon against the ever expanding am*rican menace, we are deep in am*rican territories and we are to burn everything we see down to the ground, when we are ambushed by a group of am*rican dogs, typical cowardly dishonorable roguish tactics employed by the am*rican dogs as they can never win a battle without the usage of such dishonors. they take us by surprise, and manage to get the first shot in, but their weak caliber just glints off of our strong ROMANIAN skin, superior to any and all inventions the so-called am*rican """""mind""""" could ever come up with. we quickly take cover and drop them all down, except for a couple, which we engage in melee combat and subdue them just as easily, as the ROMANIAN physique is much stronger than that of the fumbling, feeble, frail and weak am*rican dog, we had to be careful as to not kill them by accident and so we tied them up and brought them to a shitty little am*ridog village, where we lined up these dogs and unsheathed our knives, slitting their necks from the behind and leaving them as twitching corpses on the ground for all the am*rican dogs to see, as their """"protectors""" fell before their eyes. we then proceeded as per protocol to capture all ""male"" am*rican dogs in the village, while the women we raped and put a bullet in the back of their heads, like you would with a rabid dog