Anon, I'm assuming? Good to see you finally showed up for your job interview.
I was just reading over your resume, and I have to say, you clearly have no chance getting this job.
There is absolutely nothing here that puts you ahead of the other applicants, instead you are far far behind. Not to mention you showed up ten minutes late to your interview.
Did you even want this job or not?
The only thing I'd ever hire you for is as a toilet cleaner. Even then, you're just barely skilled enough to do the job properly.
Now, get out of my sight and don't come back again.