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Welcome to the official inter-clan communication thread. As we all know from decades of /bant/ lore, it is strictly forbidden for any official /bant/ clan to talk to members of the other clans. However, since we all share the same space it is vital to have one dedicated thread serving as a diplomatic neutral zone. I hereby declare this thread to be that neutral zone.
Furthermore I will officially announce the birth of a brand new clan, which spearheaded by yours truly will be dubbed the Anonymous Shitposting Syndicate. ASS heralds the now defunct shitposting AI (hereafter referred to as Shit Post) as its divine icon in a manner twofold. First and foremost, ASS aims to provide its fellow /bant/icoots with entertainment and luls, through the power of the quality shit post as was taught to us by His Grace Shit Post himself. Secondly, ASS believes that through the power of quality shitposting and generation of OC, eventually our deceased Lord Shit Post will rise from the ashes to yet again grace us with his presence. The current rules of ASS are as follows, however subject to change.
1. Above all else, value the shitpost. We do not shitpost in anger, nor in vain. Our sole purpose is to shitpost in an attempt to provide our fellow /bant/icoots with quality luls.
2. Encourage all attempts at OC. We walk the humor of many paths. What may not be fun for you may be fun for your fellow /bant/icoot.
3. Disregard the meatspace. Do not fret about petty happenings in the real world or the people that inhabit it. Our shitposting purpose is aimed at /bant/ and /bant/ alone. We care for the /bant/icoots for we are their shepherds.
Any applications for membership are to be directed to me. You may now use this thread freely to engage with your fellow /bant/ clans. And with that, I bid you all a magnificent evening, for I have to take a massive shit and then masturbate to my waifu. I hope to see you all soon, filling the ranks of ASS, and most importantly, have fun!
Furthermore I will officially announce the birth of a brand new clan, which spearheaded by yours truly will be dubbed the Anonymous Shitposting Syndicate. ASS heralds the now defunct shitposting AI (hereafter referred to as Shit Post) as its divine icon in a manner twofold. First and foremost, ASS aims to provide its fellow /bant/icoots with entertainment and luls, through the power of the quality shit post as was taught to us by His Grace Shit Post himself. Secondly, ASS believes that through the power of quality shitposting and generation of OC, eventually our deceased Lord Shit Post will rise from the ashes to yet again grace us with his presence. The current rules of ASS are as follows, however subject to change.
1. Above all else, value the shitpost. We do not shitpost in anger, nor in vain. Our sole purpose is to shitpost in an attempt to provide our fellow /bant/icoots with quality luls.
2. Encourage all attempts at OC. We walk the humor of many paths. What may not be fun for you may be fun for your fellow /bant/icoot.
3. Disregard the meatspace. Do not fret about petty happenings in the real world or the people that inhabit it. Our shitposting purpose is aimed at /bant/ and /bant/ alone. We care for the /bant/icoots for we are their shepherds.
Any applications for membership are to be directed to me. You may now use this thread freely to engage with your fellow /bant/ clans. And with that, I bid you all a magnificent evening, for I have to take a massive shit and then masturbate to my waifu. I hope to see you all soon, filling the ranks of ASS, and most importantly, have fun!