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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:34:38 No.8906916 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8906920

im afraid of dairy products ever since i ate really old cheese and almost fucking died

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LL7FnDXK Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:35:02 No.8906918 Report

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new filename?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:36:30 No.8906920 Report

Quoted By: >>8907287

>>8906916
What kind of cheese was it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:40:13 No.8906928 Report

Quoted By: >>8906930 >>8906937

oh yes another time while mixing sour cream using the big spiny machine i didnt grip it before pushing the button and it straight up just fucking punched my face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LL7FnDXK Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:41:03 No.8906930 Report

Quoted By: >>8906934

>>8906928
good.

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:42:27 No.8906934 Report

Quoted By: >>8906937 >>8906957

>>8906930
another time i spilled hot oil on my face leaving a scar for about a week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:43:49 No.8906937 Report

Quoted By: >>8906947

>>8906928
>>8906934
You are a hopeless excuse of a human being

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:47:51 No.8906947 Report

Quoted By: >>8906980

>>8906937
i fell on a weight lifting set on my head as a child, i did not go to the hospital and i really should have just fucking died there and i remember lots of blood. than i fell into cactus , than i poked a beehive

Agent Brown

Agent Brown ID:HOpMF8Oi Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:48:32 No.8906948 Report

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Do you drink onionmilk instead now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:50:32 No.8906951 Report

Quoted By: >>8906980

i got squashed by a truck backing into me and a wall and also almost run over on several occasions

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LL7FnDXK Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:54:05 No.8906957 Report

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>>8906934
okay now youre just pulling my leg man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ElGCUd3b Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:54:44 No.8906958 Report

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Someone get this anon unhexed this instant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 05:56:54 No.8906965 Report

Quoted By: >>8906980 >>8906983

i cant swim and im scared of water and rollar coasters, i look at them and just imagine it breaking apart while im on it and i dont like chocolate milk and in primary and secondary i stole other kids lunches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:00:59 No.8906980 Report

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>>8906947
>>8906951
>>8906965
Surely these things never actually happened and you are just jesting with us

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LL7FnDXK Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:01:46 No.8906983 Report

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>>8906965
you stole other kids lunches? i think i know now why youve had such amazing luck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:03:09 No.8906987 Report

Quoted By: >>8907006 >>8907029

the supersitous part of my family thinks we are cursed because my uncle messed with some witch back in beanland and than lots of them died i have a small stomach and i cant eat more than a few bites of most things before collasping on the floor amd wanting to throw up and my dumb coworker left a glassshard in the sink that fucking stabbed my hand bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LL7FnDXK Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:14:44 No.8907006 Report

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>>8906987
did this happen tomorrow?

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:15:14 No.8907007 Report

Quoted By: >>8907029

i have a mark on my hand that ive no fucking clue where i got it looks like i stapled my palm i burned my hand on a wisk but i was too sleepy to care and actually took a nap while holding a frozen water bottle my cat brings live rats and i have spend 20 minutes trying to get it out i set off the fire alarm in primary once and they put a plastic cover on it afterwards i also burned off my eyelashes by looking at the stove top too close and the fire burst out burning my face and my jacket was on fire for about 30 seconds before i noticed the smell

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:18:31 No.8907013 Report

Quoted By: >>8907029

i was born on april 1st so even from the day i was born my life was a joke its still kinda funny though i wont lie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mx9Kq4aT Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:19:43 No.8907016 Report

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are you ok, retard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JlR7fm1W Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:26:03 No.8907024 Report

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op vaguely intersting
how to remove curse?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:26:53 No.8907029 Report

Quoted By: >>8907178

>>8906987
>>8907007
>>8907013
I think I know what's going on
It's all in your mind, you are delusional and in dire need of help
Sorry to tell you but you most likely suffer from schizofrenia, which is also a serious disease plaguing many
But don't worry, by seeking professional help, you too can become normal and live a happy life without such intrusive thoughts
Just plan a meeting with a doctor and everything is going to be okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5/bd+If9 Wed 16 Oct 2019 06:32:50 No.8907036 Report

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saged

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 07:25:35 No.8907178 Report

Quoted By: >>8907269

>>8907029
im not crazy fren why would you say that its very rude more rude than being used for big bucks than trying to throw me into the looney bin im not crazy im just not sane

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Anonymous ID:zxxN995h Wed 16 Oct 2019 07:40:03 No.8907212 Report

Quoted By: >>8907222 >>8907269

whenever i buy lotto tickets from the strange chinese man i usually win something even if its just 10 bucks im sure hes a wizard or something i had a dream about my family destroying my stuff i think the whole straw thing is fucking retarded and people should just drink using their fucking mouths like a functioning human being also my cat doesnt react to catnip and thats just gay i dont like donuts or most cakes but i love mochi balls and i dont where theyve been all my life up until now i like strawberries but the flavors are too strong for me and it makes me kinda wince when eating them ok now i do that thing where i roll around in bed for about an hour trying to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vgUfB7qj Wed 16 Oct 2019 07:50:54 No.8907222 Report

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>>8907212
buy condoms from him

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Anonymous ID:RYm5fIp+ Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:03:57 No.8907239 Report

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Finally a perfect /bant/ thread for me to enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:26:58 No.8907269 Report

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>>8907178
>>8907212
It may come as a shock to you but you are indeed are schizofrenic as our experts have reviewed all of your posts detailing your delusions
Don't be shy and come with us so we can help cure that mental illness of yours

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Anonymous ID:KuratBmn Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:40:45 No.8907287 Report

Quoted By: >>8907300

>>8906920
It was not cheese. It was his moldy poop sock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:44:32 No.8907300 Report

Quoted By: >>8907304

>>8907287
Eeeew I guess that makes sense since we now know that he is mentally unstable but still, just eeeeeeeeew

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Anonymous ID:KuratBmn Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:50:28 No.8907304 Report

Quoted By: >>8907307

>>8907300
Him being stupid may played a bigger part in this than him being mentally unstable.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aAW3x0sH Wed 16 Oct 2019 08:52:53 No.8907307 Report

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>>8907304
Maybe you are right

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