Hey /bant/,

I'm sick and tired of living this pathetic life, nothing is going well for me, and when the tiniest glimpse of hope shines through, it's immediately squandered either by itself or another shitty event in my life. I have contemplated suicide before, but I feel like I'm actually gonna do it this time...

TL;DR I really wanna kill myself, what are some painless, cost-effective (preferably free) ways of finally putting a stop to it all that are guaranteed to make me not survive. I really don't wanna see how fucking bad it's going to get next.