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what’s the most outlandish lie you’ve told a w*man (3d irl only)

Anonymous ID:OG+2dOkT Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:50:00 No.8918135 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>8918143

my buddies have told girls that they’re doctors, lawyers, etc. but i’ve never done it. kinda want to though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LRkO4Stt Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:50:49 No.8918140 Report

Quoted By: >>8918142

I told her I love her.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OG+2dOkT Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:51:59 No.8918142 Report

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>>8918140
oof ok not what i was getting at

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:LODVXM3B Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:52:06 No.8918143 Report

Quoted By: >>8918217

>>8918135
my doc is a female and she is very Nice and polite. thanks to her i got a documentation when i was sick so i wouldnt get more fravær bullshit on my school

Fenrir !BRINGEwFa.

Fenrir !BRINGEwFa. ID:tFpqB7Cb Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:55:36 No.8918212 Report

Quoted By: >>8918219

Tell them you're part-time working in secret for a underground online cult and have the responsiblity to be the whole day in your room awaiting their commands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sRql74pI Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:56:27 No.8918215 Report

Quoted By: >>8918221 >>8918290

im not a loser so i dont need to lie to impress someone

Amei

Amei ID:uoyfJPOo Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:56:59 No.8918217 Report

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>>8918143
off yourself blacked shitsu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OG+2dOkT Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:57:31 No.8918219 Report

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>>8918212
but i’m not an autistic NEET that loves trains, i.e. german

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OG+2dOkT Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:58:45 No.8918221 Report

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>>8918215
i never said the goal was to impress them, just what’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve told them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tx0UUt/E Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:00:06 No.8918222 Report

Quoted By: >>8918240

uhhhh

Fenrir !BRINGEwFa.

Fenrir !BRINGEwFa. ID:tFpqB7Cb Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:08:52 No.8918240 Report

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>>8918222
Bonkers...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3aeP9EOZ Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:26:34 No.8918290 Report

Quoted By: >>8918317

>>8918215
you're doing it right now in this very thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sRql74pI Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:36:46 No.8918317 Report

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>>8918290
maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4J+UzuLE Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:42:59 No.8918336 Report

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That my dik was soft not because she was old but cuz I was tired

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4J+UzuLE Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:46:39 No.8918343 Report

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Oh and lotsa times saying I blew a load during sexting when I'm just laying in bed wanting more prolonged strokes. Women fake orgasms all the time but get pissed when guys do

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pt20QfAu Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:53:01 No.8918357 Report

Quoted By: >>8918581

I never interacted with a woman long enough for lies to become necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OG+2dOkT Fri 18 Oct 2019 16:50:42 No.8918581 Report

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>>8918357
lol start small with a barista & give her a fake name

Ralsei

Ralsei Fri 18 Oct 2019 22:38:01 No.8918581,1 Report Delete

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lmao what happened

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