has r/banter ever been driving around town and you see a hot dog stand and you're like oh wow it's 12:26 which is exactly 26 minutes past lunch time and you didn't have anything to eat so you go to the hot dog stadn to get your hot dogs at the hot dog stan when you realize "oh poop the hot dog stand is unattended" so you go behind the hot doggstand to make a hot dog you'reself when you slip on a soggy hot dog that was on the floor and fall face first into a pan of scalding hot dog water and your eyes swell and turn red and your face is red and you smelly like hot dog water and in the panic a you accidentally put your hand into a meat grinder and you start screamin g in pain as your fingers are crunched and scrunched into gorey meat goo and the bones start grinding and suddenly human meat hot dogs made of my figners come out of the other end of the meat grinder and my mangled hand is still stukc in the meat grindeer and i cannot see because my eyes are scalding when suddenly the hot dog truck starts movin from all the commotion of me panicking and slides downhill and crashesds into some elementary school full of sexy littlel girls and the crash frees my hand from the meat grindre but in return my willy gets stuck in the meat grinder and aaaahhh my willy is being mangled and shredded and turned into hot dogse which in turn attracts the lolis over and they start eating hot dogs made out of my willy and topped with mustard and ketchup and relish and oinions and mmmm onions ??