Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
But before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air, and he did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.