>>8941902My guess would be that she's a pity just friend and to seem "cool" on yewtewb he claims she's his gf. He know's that she's gonna be pissed that he said she's his gf when she sees this and that's why he stumbled on his words when he makes the claim.
>>8941492Despite it's outward appearance, it's sentient and can somehow speak. That's more than you can say for this cheerio-guzzling humanoid Robie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayt465ueRgM 
