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Anonymous ID:SoK5blsB Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:01:29 No.894526 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>894783

Can we have a story thread? Post a 3 liner and the following anon will add to it.

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Anonymous ID:IE76Y+ur Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:03:16 No.894551 Report

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I shat the bed again this morning. Fucking clearance isle food, man, I swear. So I got up to go to the bathroom, right?

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Anonymous ID:NwOFQghc Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:06:18 No.894603 Report

Quoted By: >>894674

But then the shit spilled out of my pants and I tripped and hit my head on my dog. My dog started having a seizure. I heard a knock on the door

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:utdtyqb8 Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:10:13 No.894674 Report

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>>894603
and it was my landlady. She is 4.5 ft 60 something year old mexican. She opens the door, knocks me unconcious, and then proceeds to viciously fist my defenseless anus, creating a toilet plunger effect voiding my bowels of all their contents until...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SoK5blsB Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:15:01 No.894759 Report

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My dog woke up from his epilepsy dreams, confused but ready to defend his owner honor even by putting his own life in line. He jumps on the Mexican as fast as a lightning covered in shit. It all happened so fast, the blood, shit and tears are all that's left now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i6hVOpTs Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:16:37 No.894783 Report

Quoted By: >>894855

>>894526
A golden eagle crashes through the window and pecks the mexican landladies eyes out. It frees me, but not before eating my liver

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U19aS25N Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:20:54 No.894855 Report

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>>894783
As my liver was being torn out I noticed the clock on the wall and realized I was late for work. I got up buckling my pants and changed into my "Dongerz" uniform. I got into gay striping for the money, at least thats what I told myself, but I know it was something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IE76Y+ur Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:22:43 No.894894 Report

Quoted By: >>895000

There's a frequent patron at the gay strip club, name of Mike. Big guy, huge forearms, beard down to his nipples, the works. Today, he walked up to me with an offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9/EQGgg Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:28:10 No.895000 Report

Quoted By: >>895122

>>894894
Mike said he was looking for a partner. He owns an accounting firm down in the city. I took him upon the offer, as I needed money, and started my life as a professional accountant.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U19aS25N Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:35:43 No.895122 Report

Quoted By: >>895363

>>895000
it was hard to adjust to wearing pants without an open crotch but I was determined to not let Mike down. "Okay" mike said as he wiped the grease off his forehead and licked his chapped, crusty, bleeding lips. "I'm going to show you the ropes."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A9/EQGgg Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:46:47 No.895363 Report

Quoted By: >>895491

>>895122
Mike handed me a few textbooks; calculus, statistics, and the like. These textbooks changed my life, and over the course of a few years, I managed to turn my life around. Gone were my gay stripping days; I started earning real money, enrolled my self in gay camp, got a qt3.14 wife with whom I had many white children, and became an active member of the Republican party so that I could uphold the Christian values that my great country was founded upon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjmT2KI+ Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:52:52 No.895491 Report

Quoted By: >>895607

>>895363
I knew that my gay stripping days where over but sometimes, when I was being honest with myself, I knew that I missed it. Maybe it was the attention or maby the exitement. But what I did know was that when ever I made love to my wife I couldn't cum unless I thought of Mike.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hj5w2b9j Mon 05 Jun 2017 01:57:31 No.895607 Report

Quoted By: >>895729

>>895491
Nevertheless it didnt erase the pain and my only hope was too move out of town somewhere else where I could forget myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EjmT2KI+ Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:03:11 No.895729 Report

Quoted By: >>895795

>>895607
"why are you doing this??" My wife screamed with tears in her eyes. "Because" I said " you don't have an eight inch cock". I then stepped on the bus to San Francisco.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZsqH6FsT Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:06:39 No.895795 Report

Quoted By: >>895825

>>895729
In that Bus I encountered a weird looking guy. He approached me with what looked like a glass bottle with a black fluid and peanuts in it. "Have a sip" he said...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3Lg6DvDK Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:08:14 No.895825 Report

Quoted By: >>895870

>>895795
I said "ew fuck no that's gross"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZsqH6FsT Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:10:43 No.895870 Report

Quoted By: >>895887 >>896496

>>895825
But it was too late. His Arabic looking friends already grabbed me from behind. One holding me down while the other shoved a rusty pipe into my throat. The weird looking guy who had a bean accent then proceeded to pour the bottle content into the pipe.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZsqH6FsT Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:11:31 No.895887 Report

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>>895870
>bean

I meant German.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IE76Y+ur Mon 05 Jun 2017 02:50:18 No.896496 Report

Quoted By: >>897502

>>895870
My mind began to go blank as my life flashed before my eyes. The strip club, the firm, that fucking falcon- all of it coming back to me as the German man forced this vile concoction down my throat. Suddenly, as if it was an act of God, the bus came to a full stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fPJWt3xx Mon 05 Jun 2017 04:13:59 No.897502 Report

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>>896496
i wrest the pipe from his grip and strike the arabic man and the german and manage stagger off the bus. i start to vomit the disgusting drink, and as my body purges the liquid from my system a flier appears in front of my eyes. A man in a trench coat and fedora is holding a flier urging me to take it and read it

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