>huff chloroform
>inhale azbestos
>touch potassium dichromate
>eat as much of charred black food as humanly possible
>
>still no cancer
well, theres a chance my subscapular chronic pain is from cancer, but it's 99% chance it's just crimped nerve or something
I fucking quit
if I get to work with living HeLa cells I'm injecting that shit straight in, I don't care if I have cervical cancer as a guy, I just want cancer in me