LYFE HAX
>become famous youtuber
>set up PO Box
>eventually someone will send a dildo
>ram your boi hole with dildo

There is no trace of you ever buying a dildo
You don’t have to worry about anyone finding it because you can just say a crazy fan sent it
Put googly eyes on it and call it Steve

No one will know you’re a flaming Gaylord anon.