*alarm rings*
*birds chipping outside my room*
>Ah... the birds are singing
>the flowers are blooming...
>my dick is throbbing
>what a beautiful day for cooming
>good morning, Alix Lynx
>I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet!
>it's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot semi-chub with my roided doom fist once again!
*loud keyboard typing sounds*
>*gasp* Is that a... a female girl? hnng ahh
>I... *start jerking off violently* I must sniff...
*loud sniffing noise*
>hnnng
>ahh
*jerking intensifies*
*loud groans*
>ohh....GOD
>AAHH
>HNNG... AAAHHH OHH FUCK!
*loud groans*
*intense heavy breathing*
>HNNFFF HHHHMM
*in ecstasy I start hitting the table as hard as I can*
>I'M COOOOOMING
>I AM... COOOOOMING
>I'M...COOMING
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OH FUCK.... COOOOMINGG
>aaaAAAAAAHHHHHH OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE!
>AAAAAAHHHH OHHHH AWWWWNNN
>OH FUCK... OOOFFF... OH JESUS, OH FUCK
*after such intense pleasure I come back to my senses*
>ahhh.... oh... there you are, my slippery white gift to the world... my son...my son
> (sobbing) oh fuck... oh fuck
>well... time to get some breakfast...
>actually... a little coom first wouldn't hurt...