Clans? Guilds? What's the difference!
>>8959213 can be thanked for helping restart this, now let's crack some skulls.ITT: Post your guilds and what they stand for. You can join any guild you like here or seek to negotiate with the other guild/clanmasters. After that it's all up to the amount of (You)s you're able to gather, preferably through the art of shitposting and banter.
I'll start:
DukeBurger stands for the assblasting of all Yuropoors by based Americans across the globe. If you've been shot at least once and know what the best American breakfast is, then you can join.
CRUDE MACHINERY IS NOT BUILT TO LAST
CRUDE MACHINERY IS NOT BUILT TO LAST ID:vy5RY14t Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:10:08 No. 8962155 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
which looks more aesthetic? < > or [ ]? desu I like < > more
694201488swageternal694201488
694201488swageternal694201488 ID:V6zXMv6K Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:10:45 No. 8962158 Report discord circlejerk general
694201488swageternal694201488
694201488swageternal694201488 ID:V6zXMv6K Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:12:01 No. 8962168 Report >it's all up to the amount of (You)s you're able to gather,
Anonymous
basically i represent the swag clan
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:XTerAvOp Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:13:20 No. 8962176 Report Quoted By:
>>8962156 I'm inclined to agree there, it's what we had before.
>>8962158 >>8962168 no, this is a 4CHAN GANG circlejerk.
>>8962171 how much swag does one need to join your swaggy clan?
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:14:06 No. 8962181 Report >>8962150 Howdy! I represent the Iron Heart Guild. Our commandments are as follows:
1. Protect /bant/ from foreign invaders.
2. Gays and trannies not welcome.
3. Stay based.
4. Have fun.
5. Deus Vult!
Be a man among men! Join the Iron Heart Guild today!
Anonymous
so does this mean i can be in the circlejerk even if im a yuropoor lole?
Anonymous
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Fuck any flag with more than 2 yellow and 1 red stripes
Koa
>>8962181 Might this suffice the payment required for the guild entry fee?
Anonymous
The meaning of Suwakograd
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:19:56 No. 8962212 Report Quoted By:
>>8962204 Of course! Welcome aboard, fellow knight!
<9jpedos>
Founding the <9jpedos> guild upon the very basis of what /jp/ stands for. You post 2hu? You're a lazy NEET? You have more than 200 hours spent in various visual novels? You fucking hate everything including yourself? Welcome aboard. If you don't already know the rules, kill yourself. Hail Aniki.
Anonymous <9jpedos>
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still an anon though
Anonymous
I want to found a hip union but I don't know what to make up as its identity. Anyone willing to join?
Waffles (ASS Overlord) Join !MyASS//ogo
Waffles (ASS Overlord) Join !MyASS//ogo ID:sIA3yR4l Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:34:23 No. 8962285 Report Anonymous Shitposting Syndicate
Mary Smith of Three Virtues
Mary Smith of Three Virtues ID:UJyl42Vs Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:36:18 No. 8962296 Report Okay im now founding the gang of three virtues
Anonymous
join my guild 4 free burga
Anonymous <9jpedos>
>>8962303 you didn't even put a name for it dumb fat sissy cirno scot
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:XTerAvOp Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:43:44 No. 8962323 Report >>8962181 You wanted an alliance between our guilds right? We should establish that here, fellow American.
Any specific terms you have, outside of supporting each other in our glorious shitposting escapades?
>>8962199 You don't have to join my guild, but if you can prove your worth then you may.
>>8962209 What does the watermark at the side mean though? It perplexes me, yuropoor.
>>8962214 >You have more than 200 hours spent in various visual novels? Holy cow, I didn't mean make your entire life into a shitpost
>>8962284 What are some things about /bant/ that you like and could use?
>>8962285 Think your shitposting can surpass ours? There will be no mercy! See you in the dungeons... kid...
>>8962296 What are the three virtues? Weiners, schnitzel, and weinerschnitzel?
>>8962303 >free burga >free >FUCKING FREE COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
>>8962317 no burgs for rude russians
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts ID:gV+PuhGE Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:44:54 No. 8962329 Report /chen/ guild
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:45:38 No. 8962335 Report >>8962323 Let's make a defensive pact. An attack on one of our guilds is an attack on both of us. What do you say to that?
Anonymous <9jpedos>
>>8962324 fuck you
I WILL BUY MY BURGERS FROM THE DUKEBURG ANYWAY
I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT BR*T*SH BURGS, AMERICAN BURGS ARE WHERE IT IS AT
Mary Smith of Three Virtues
Mary Smith of Three Virtues ID:UJyl42Vs Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:49:05 No. 8962351 Report >>8962323 theyre not concepts youd have ever heard about
Anonymous
okay so this is swagclan>frogposters >weebs >discord trannies >incels >wojakedditors >faggots >reddit jews
Anonymous
>>8962323 it's just a marketing scheme to get more regular paying customers in the future
>>8962340 eww do you really want an american touching your food?
࿗࿗࿗ yung swag ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (同性愛者が死ぬ 2009) ࿘࿘࿘
࿗࿗࿗ yung swag ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (同性愛者が死ぬ 2009) ࿘࿘࿘ ID:1ghmcpH1 Sun 27 Oct 2019 18:59:34 No. 8962408 Report your boy is so fkn iced out
Agent Brown
I want to start a radical brown supremacist party. Whiteoids welcome as long as they submit to the superior brown gf. I can't think of a guild name though.
Anonymous <9jpedos>
Anonymous
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>>8962214 200 hours is like the length of 2 or 3 vn's though lole
Anonymous
>muh guilds
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I don't think people get you're supposed to put the guild name next to your current name
>>8962303 gib guild name and make roolz for eet I want to join
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:XTerAvOp Sun 27 Oct 2019 19:10:32 No. 8962460 Report >>8962335 Sounds like a good plan to me, now let's blast some ass.
>>8962351 Damn, I must've left my minigun spinning again. There's a lot I'm not able to hear since I'm busy helping my fellow Americans shoot each other all the time.
>>8962397 >>8962408 Swagclan is the clan that /bant/ needs, but doesn't deserve. Keep at it, swaggy individuals.
>>8962404 Good. I'd hate to hear about the presence of FUCKING COMMIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS in the area.
>>8962415 the russian
>>8962420 has it right. <brownies> is the way to go.
>>8962425 Form the <Shit Pants> guild, Yonkers.
Anonymous
>>8962323 just got this haircut, is this proof enough?
Anonymous
>>8962351 Okay but are they at least something that's truly worth creating a guild for? I still haven't come up with any ideas for my own guild so I might as well be joining someone else's
Anonymous
>>8962460 but i don't even like shitting... so no.
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 19:14:02 No. 8962478 Report Quoted By:
>>8962397 Swagclan sounds pretty based, you have my support.
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 19:14:48 No. 8962484 Report Also, you know what we need if we're going to have guilds? A guild hall.
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:XTerAvOp Sun 27 Oct 2019 19:32:19 No. 8962546 Report >>8962467 Have you been shot? What's the best American breakfast?
Answer these questions and you may receive the title of Honorary American.
>>8962475 I've been trying to think myself. What are some things about /bant/ that you like and know others will like? Amount of effort doesn't matter.
>>8962476 But your bowels creep through the streets every 2 hours. Yonkers smells horrible for a reason you know.
>>8962484 I've done my best
Anonymous
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>>8962546 >What are some things about /bant/ that you like and know others will like? I like posting anime girls and bantering, that's it
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 19:35:56 No. 8962554 Report Quoted By:
>>8962546 I like it! We should use it in future Guild Generals.
Busel
ULA - The Union of Local Artists
Anonymous
>>8962546 >Have you been shot? of course I have, it is my favourite hobby
i love getting shot. spring turns to summer, summer to fall, fall to winter, and i get shot in each season, endlessly. Centuries pass, then millenia. Empires rose and fell, suns explode and i loved getting shot during each event, for i am american. Even when JFK was assasinated and then re-born in Argentina all i could think about was "man, i wish i could get shot in such a way as he did".
But i digress...enough about our former president who now walks the sreets as a bizarre, half shadow-half man named Tankra whose only fear is the light and only joy the dark...but again, i digress... for as we all know, to speak Tankra's name is to summon her awful presence.
>What's the best American breakfast? burg
cold oat <cock> !yjor8VIxlE
cold oat <cock> !yjor8VIxlE ID:xM0SeCct Sun 27 Oct 2019 20:06:20 No. 8962659 Report Join guild if you want your parents to live.
Joining this guild means you want to restore /bant/ to what it once was.
>But what if I don't want to Your parents are dead.
>Flag? >>https://i.nuuls.com/k2IvA.png >Do I have to namefag? I don't like it either. But it's less about namefagging and more about representing.
>Rules >>https://pastebin.com/7GDuYFZa Holy shit, this is too much work for a clan nobody's gonna join.
So join!
Ressettius
>>8962150 Can you be In multiple guilds?
How will guild disputes be settled?
Anonymous
>>8962875 >Can you be In multiple guilds? probably, yeah
>>8962875 be creative, i guesse
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts ID:gV+PuhGE Sun 27 Oct 2019 21:18:11 No. 8962943 Report >>8962937 Join my guild lad.
>>8962329 SSS
[/chen/]
>>8962943 sure, if i can be in two guilds
SSS
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Anyway, this is a Titoist-Panslavic thread now
Anonymous
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>>8962181 oh yes I'm liking this one
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:DOTVPaB5 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:05:39 No. 8963119 Report >>8962593 An architect I see! Glad to see new constructions around
>>8962623 >burg I’m suspicious, but your enthusiasm is appreciated. You’re an honorary american by my decree.
>>8962659 oh fuck my parents will die, that doesnt sound good. time to enlist the help of... shit i dont have any clan members either! Have at thee!
>>8962875 >Can you be in multiple guilds? Sonya-chan never mentioned that but I would say yes, though you can only own one guild/clan.
>How will guild disputes be settled? Right here on neutral ground. The respective headmasters will negotiate and seek settlement
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member]
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member] ID:ENT10aM9 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:11:27 No. 8963148 Report >>8962150 Anyone want to join the og guild? you get free magical powers
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member]
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member] ID:ENT10aM9 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:12:23 No. 8963153 Report >>8962875 >>8963119 Also, don’t forget raids on guild HQs
[/chen/]<DukeBurger>
>>8963119 yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>8962593 why is there an upside down T and not an L
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:DOTVPaB5 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:15:32 No. 8963167 Report >>8963153 We still have yet to figure out a way to track all of this. Is ccc.c going back to the wiki? If so I can set some time aside after i get off my ass and draw some uwubots for lord reset and make a spreadsheet or some form of OC regarding it
Busel [ULA]
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>>8963158 because I love how does it look like.
a flag shoud be symmetric.
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member]
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member] ID:ENT10aM9 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:17:03 No. 8963176 Report >>8963167 Yeah, I just need some time to set things up because I need to study and whatnot
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:DOTVPaB5 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:19:30 No. 8963188 Report >>8963176 Alright then, no problem.
I’m thinking that, instead of a spreadsheet, there can be a section dedicated to bant guild activity in the paper? Assuming this sticks around for longer than last time, it’d provide more content and allow it to come out more frequently.
Otherwise, there’s also the option of just drawing something quick and making a thread dedicated to the overall activity. Other suggestions are more than welcome
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts ID:gV+PuhGE Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:19:34 No. 8963189 Report >>8963098 Of course, there are only the four rules I posted!
>>8963148 That makes three members of /chen/, four when Futuresight joins.
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member]
Sonya-Chan <geko-empire lvl 9000 warlock> [/Chen honoury member] ID:ENT10aM9 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:22:24 No. 8963196 Report Quoted By:
>>8963188 I mean, the guild thing is a perfect opportunity for OC. Draw-threads related to them would be nice, but maybe those threads would be too niche to catch on (especially on a slow board)
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:23:10 No. 8963199 Report >>8963119 >>8963167 >>8963188 Hey Duke, if we can join multiple guilds, will you allow me to join DukeBurger? I offer these (You)s as a gift of goodwill.
Anonymous
>>8962150 can I form the machine guild?
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Anonymous
>>8963199 >>8963199 >>8963199 hey there can I join the [Iron Heart] guild?
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:34:49 No. 8963271 Report >>8963243 Of course, friend! Go forth with pride and honor!
nube [Iron Heart]
Ressettius <test>
Guild name: Experimental Posting Association <test>
Anonymous
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Bungo clan
Ressettius <test>
>>8963189 Permission to join /chen/?
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger> !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:DOTVPaB5 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:46:34 No. 8963332 Report >>8963199 A fellow dukeposter is always welcome!
>>8963225 Of course you can, tech priest.
>>8963305 What can one do to join <test>?
Ressettius <test>
>>8963332 You're free to join
Armor [Iron Heart] <DukeBurger> !!DmhmiotN0GR
Armor [Iron Heart] <DukeBurger> !!DmhmiotN0GR ID:QXbdRBOh Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:49:43 No. 8963345 Report >>8963332 I'll drink to that. Always bet on Duke!
Duketer <DukeBurger | test > !NUKEMYEJfQ
Duketer <DukeBurger | test > !NUKEMYEJfQ ID:DOTVPaB5 Sun 27 Oct 2019 22:50:55 No. 8963353 Report Quoted By:
>>8963340 Hell yeah! Time to draft some shit up while I have downtime
>>8963345 The Duke never dies, he just goes on vacation in las vegas.
Anonymous
[/chen/]<DukeBurger>
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts
Doktor Chen [/chen/] !Kureizyhts ID:gV+PuhGE Mon 28 Oct 2019 01:19:06 No. 8963970 Report Quoted By:
[/chen/]<DukeBurger>
Anonymous
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>>8962150 The ABSOLUTE state of /bant/ddit
nube [Iron Heart]
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might as well bump this too
Anonymous
I'm new to this how do I join one
nube [Iron Heart]
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>>8965351 ask the leader to join or create one yourself
Anonymous[/chen/]<DukeBurger>
Anonymous[/chen/]<DukeBurger> ID:MvOJ5QXv Mon 28 Oct 2019 13:50:12 No. 8965408 Report Quoted By:
>>8965351 ask a leader of a guild if you can join his guild
you can create a guild yourself too, if you want too
just put eet in the name field
Waffles (ASS Overlord) - Join !MyASS//ogo
Waffles (ASS Overlord) - Join !MyASS//ogo ID:sIA3yR4l Mon 28 Oct 2019 15:17:26 No. 8965868 Report >>8965351 are you retarded? if not, join my ass
if you are, then definitely join my ass
nube [Iron Heart]
>>8965868 what about half retarded people?
Waffles (ASS Overlord) - Join !MyASS//ogo
Waffles (ASS Overlord) - Join !MyASS//ogo ID:sIA3yR4l Mon 28 Oct 2019 15:54:50 No. 8965957 Report Quoted By:
>>8965906 They need to take a summer course to fully develop their terminal retardation
Anonymous
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>>8962150 >If you've been shot at least once and know what the best American breakfast is, then you can join.
