Today Argentina voted for our next president. Seeing how things are going, I'm positive we're absolutely fucked.
Goodbye r/bant, it was nice knowing you. I might have to return to Italy, land of my ancestors. Alternatively, should you see that the president/vice-president of the country got assassinated in the next few months, know that it was me. If any first-world country wants to invade and colonize us, they will have my eternal gratitude.
Godspeed, friends.