Brace yourselves, 'muricans, spaniards and everyone else, because today you shall know the story of the human being that saved everyone around him by doing shit that only people in this site that haven't had sex in ages would do for pussy.

>be me
>be mexican archaeologist who practices a little bit of paleonthology as well
>one day i decide that i want to go to the united states because of the fossil record that there is on the country
>at first start saving for the trip but then a friend who happens to be best mates with some school principal somewhere in utah says that i will get financially supported in the trip by the school if i go for a few weeks to teach the kids about my field of study
>seems like a nice deal
>accept
>arrive to salt lake city
>hot as fuck but i feel like i have felt worst temperatures
>however the school i must go to is in a more remote town in the middle of the fucking desert
>the trip was probably one of the worst experiences in my life thanks to the fucking heat, but otherwise everything went ok
>arrive at the school
>turns out it's some mormon cult shithole where kids are taught to be the church's bitches
>too late to turn back now
>at least they weren't like the jehovah's witnesses back here that negate anything that is not in the bible
>start the two week course on archeology, which is specialized on the cultures of prehispanic mexico and central america
>first class on the two week course
>as expected, all kids are brainwashed goody-two shoes that never seem to think and are always expecting me to say whatever i say to eat it up instead of thinking on their own, so i'm feeling awkward as fuck
cont.