now, we all know koffe is a good drink that will send you on a downard spiral of eventual withdrawal syndrome when not in contact with caffeine.
but what about tea? this shitty liquid can come in endless tastes, colors, caffeine quantities (or whatever it's called for tea) and strengths. you can add milk, sugar, honey, lemon, jam if you're a heathen, marmite if you're a psycopath, or just throw in some random spice and it'll still taste good
fruit tea is so sweet it rots my teeth
black tea is as bitter as my disdain for /bant/
green tea is shit but less shit than the others
but fuck if they aren't things that i drink more often than water