Schizophrenia is a real mental illness (not a fake one) it is defined by one's ability to believe in lies. If you know anybody with the following scientifically defined symptoms of schizophrenia please refer them to the CIA immediately.

Symptoms of schizophrenia:

1. Believing that "Mk-Ultra" ever happened.
2. Believing that the government has ever lied ever.
3. Questioning the world history that is taught in schools.
4. Believing the NSA collects digital data illegally from US and non-US individuals.
5. Believing in anything outside of the government's allowed beliefs or anything that is not true according to thought laws (AKA a free thinker).

If you know anybody suffering from these delusions please call this number "666" thank you for cooperating citizen.

Schizophrenia is a very real and unfortunate illness. If anybody reports seeing a "UFO" please report them and also give all information about the UFO so that we can laugh about how fake the UFO is. Please tell us the exact coordinates of the sighting and give all available information we will not use any of the information we just want it for laughs.

Look out for schizotypal disorder too, it's possible a person can have schizophrenia without actually appearing to be mentally ill. If anybody questions anything the government or scientists say, then report them immediately for schizotypal disorder, it is possible that they might be a schizo and we will need to examine them. If anybody ever says anything other than what you were taught in school, they might be a schizotypal.