>>9006088last christmas, i gave you my shart
but the very next day, i ate it anyway
this year, to save my pants shit
i'll give it to a child i know
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last christmas, i gave you my shart
but the very next day, i ate it anyway
this year, to save my pants shit
i'll give it to a child i know
once shitten and twice sharted
i keep my distance
but still blast you away
tell me, child
do you recognize me?
well, i've been in jail
it doesn't surprise me
i wrapped it up and sent it
with a note saying "feed me more," i meant it
now, i know what a fool ive been
but if you shit on me now
i know id eat it again
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a smelly dungeon, children with tears in their eyes
im playing hide and seek with you, and your shitty pants
kitty god, i thought youd be more durable
but the shit was too powerful
a face on a baby with a diaper on his butt
the FBI undercover but they never kept me away
now, i've found you and your brother again
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a face on yonkers with a shart in his heart
FBI undercover tearing /baaa/ apart
maybe next year
i'll kidnap someone extra special
