>>900452I am constipated. I wish I could take a shit. Not just any shit. But a shit of shits. The largest shit the world has ever seen. One which can be heard for miles around as the toilet I am sitting on becomes known as the new ground zero. Everyone shall forget the tragedy known as the twin towers, for my shit will be that disrupting to society at large. Where were you when anon took his giant dump? I will, through this disruption, become the public enemy of the world and the greatest danger to public safety the world has ever known. It was the shit heard round the world. It would be so glorious, I could not flush the toilet, the shit would be so amazing that it would destroy the toilet. It would be bliss, it would be brown, it would be the shittiest day. Grant my wish, Eternal Dragon, so my anus may know release from this Hell.
