>>9007174because i'm an instigator and hate his character lol
we ran into and killed some demons the first time this session. we've kept getting teased by NPCs telling us that demon blood does some spooky stuff. now that we had some on hand i asked my sentient devil shield to give us a rundown on the details. turns out coming in contact with too much of the blood or drinking it has a chance to give you a random mutation ranging from miraculously sprouting wings to having bones so brittle that you take double damage from all physical attacks
i got the full list and tallied it up. there was basically a 15% chance to make your character completely worthless, 10% chance for something bad but tolerable to happen, 50% chance for something good to happen, and 25% chance for something inconsequential but silly to happen
naturally after seeing there was a 75% chance to go neutral/positive i immediately drank some of the blood. i got something good so 2 of the others drank some blood. i saw some others and just kept drinking while spurring the other guy on until he started going wild with it by himself.
a few minutes later he's 60 pounds, has two double wide heads, glowing eye stalks, a stub where his left arm should be, a 20 foot leg where his right arm should be, and arms where his legs should be. after looking back at the monstrous form he had acquired he prayed to his god to smite him and they promptly erased him from existence
meanwhile i got away with some very scaley skin, claws for hands, black eyes that can see perfectly in complete darkness, and wings for ears that let me fly albeit very slowly
>>9007187morning thread police