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Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:37:55 No.9007591 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9007595 >>9007597 >>9007608 >>9007612 >>9007622 >>9008300 >>9012171 >>9012226 >>9012232 >>9012244 >>9012434 >>9012839 >>9014198

A real 3d woman just asked me out on a date.
I haven't been on a date in 1½ years.

Wat do, /bant/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2FZqqEBY Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:38:38 No.9007595 Report

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>>9007591
Call her a roastie whore and tell her to fuck off

Heaven

Heaven ID:0eO4SkRw Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:39:30 No.9007597 Report

Quoted By: >>9007604

>>9007591
>Aliyah
wear your flack jacket

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:InKhpnc0 Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:39:43 No.9007598 Report

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normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:41:39 No.9007604 Report

Quoted By: >>9007611

>>9007597
I too was wondering if she has any std's.
She's bound to have something wrong with her if she's making the first move

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NBcKFkhB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:42:28 No.9007608 Report

Quoted By: >>9007613

>>9007591
show this thread on the date. it will be of the highest quality buy then. so instant sex.
everyone must help tho

Heaven

Heaven ID:0eO4SkRw Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:43:21 No.9007611 Report

Quoted By: >>9007617

>>9007604
>Saudi tranny poster
>something wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:73a+6ybx Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:43:22 No.9007612 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
She didn't put a question mark in the end of her sentence, dismiss her

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:43:55 No.9007613 Report

Quoted By: >>9007623

>>9007608
I appreciate it, homie

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:46:30 No.9007617 Report

Quoted By: >>9007631

>>9007611
Dubs checked.

She legitimately is a real biologically born woman who lives in my town.
Which is why I'm so baffled. I wasn't wanting a girlfriend before this happened, but if something good can come of this, then so be it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LkVAjOVR Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:50:25 No.9007622 Report

Quoted By: >>9012436

>>9007591
It's a trap, she's going to sell your kidneys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NBcKFkhB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:51:09 No.9007623 Report

Quoted By: >>9007638

>>9007613
i appreciate you B

Heaven

Heaven ID:0eO4SkRw Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:53:44 No.9007631 Report

Quoted By: >>9007657

>>9007617
she could just be hungry

Deep Dinker

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Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:55:48 No.9007638 Report

Quoted By: >>9007647

>>9007623
Stop it, my nigga. You're making me blush

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NBcKFkhB Mon 04 Nov 2019 09:58:02 No.9007647 Report

Quoted By: >>9007669

>>9007638
>i gazed upon your eyes and knew you were my nigger
this will get you her pucci

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:01:23 No.9007657 Report

Quoted By: >>9007661 >>9007667

>>9007631
See, that also crossed my mind, but before she went to sleep, she and I agreed on going to the movie theater. So I ruled that out.

Who knows, she might just wanna watch a free movie. I know I'm gonna be nervous as fuck throughout the whole date, so at least I know that there won't be a second date.

Heaven

Heaven ID:0eO4SkRw Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:03:36 No.9007661 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007657
get the popcorn special

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f9sggIPX Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:05:40 No.9007667 Report

Quoted By: >>9007673 >>9007682

>>9007657
post face jaw op. i’ve never had a gf and i want to see what it takes

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:07:15 No.9007669 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007647
The amount of support and encouragement that you're giving me is honestly boosting my confidence. Regardless of how many dates she and I go on, I believe that this date will be a pretty good one.

Sure, I'll most likely be nervous and awkward, but who isn't nervous and awkward on their first date? I'm sure she'll be nervous and awkward too, and that's okay.

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:10:30 No.9007673 Report

Quoted By: >>9007680 >>9007682

>>9007667
You want me to post a selfie?
Sure, I can do that. It won't be a time stamped selfie because it's currently night time and my Android phone camera sucks cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f9sggIPX Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:13:15 No.9007680 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007673
yeah if you’re willing. you can censor your eyes if you want though

Deep Dinker

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Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:14:37 No.9007682 Report

Quoted By: >>9007695 >>9007699 >>9008302 >>9013052 >>9016736

>>9007667
>>9007673
Here I am.
I have no jawline, and I look line a twink, but quite a few weird girls find me to be hot (and some of them aren't even fat).
100% beta male, at your service.

Heaven

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Heaven ID:0eO4SkRw Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:19:38 No.9007695 Report

Quoted By: >>9007700

>>9007682

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LkVAjOVR Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:21:31 No.9007699 Report

Quoted By: >>9007979 >>9008314

>>9007682
You look like the least mutated /bant/er to post a pic so far and are talking to a girl. Are you sure you're meant to be here?

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:21:49 No.9007700 Report

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>>9007695
No lie, dude. Do you now see why I've been so puzzled this entire time?

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:26:17 No.9007979 Report

Quoted By: >>9008294 >>9008302

>>9007699
Dubs checked, m8.

There's no way that I'm better looking than the rest of my fellow selfie cretins. My appearance is 6/10 if I'm being generous.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LkVAjOVR Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:43:18 No.9008294 Report

Quoted By: >>9008334

>>9007979
Oh, there's the blonde guy with the cup. Futuresight was it? He looks normal too, but he might have been hiding many sins with that careful image.

SSS

SSS ID:KDK1ypGL Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:46:11 No.9008300 Report

Quoted By: >>9008318

>>9007591
Fucking date her.
Decide if she worths it later.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:f9sggIPX Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:46:40 No.9008302 Report

Quoted By: >>9008314

>>9007979
>>9007682
you look like a normal guy and women are interested in you. i have no idea what you’re doing on this board

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:48:32 No.9008314 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007699
>>9008302
I'm flattered, fellas. Thank you

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:49:59 No.9008318 Report

Quoted By:

>>9008300
Dubs checked.

I think that's what I'll do. My anxiety has finally toned down a bit and I now feel better about this whole situation.

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 10:54:22 No.9008334 Report

Quoted By: >>9008384

>>9008294
I'm a bit of a newfag and I've only been on /bant/ for about a month or 2 now. Which guy are you referring to?
Also, OP is gonna go to sleep soon. If this thread isn't archived by noon, then I'll come back to chat some more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LkVAjOVR Mon 04 Nov 2019 11:05:27 No.9008384 Report

Quoted By: >>9008390

>>9008334
Can't find the original, but this guy.

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 11:07:07 No.9008390 Report

Quoted By: >>9008423

>>9008384
He surprisingly looks gayer than me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LkVAjOVR Mon 04 Nov 2019 11:15:20 No.9008423 Report

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>>9008390
You don't quite reach boyinaband level of gayness, but yeah. A lot of people here look gay or paedo or both in a few cases.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:f21X+Qdo Mon 04 Nov 2019 19:30:52 No.9010229 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2lwE8tkJ Mon 04 Nov 2019 19:33:18 No.9010257 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wzANysu5 Mon 04 Nov 2019 19:35:19 No.9010277 Report

Quoted By:

>3d
go away

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:09:59 No.9010794 Report

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I'm back.
Surprisingly, no new developments

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tzWord/x Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:18:37 No.9010823 Report

Quoted By: >>9012164

Welp, you've made it. Congratulations, you glorious fucker.

Deep Dinker

Deep Dinker ID:UEI/s5YB Tue 05 Nov 2019 01:59:47 No.9012164 Report

Quoted By: >>9012177

>>9010823
She and I planned a date this Thursday (or next Thursday if something comes up).

Wish me good luck, lads.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ga/wUQgo Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:03:11 No.9012171 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
You're now a normie. Get the fuck out of this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RjJGs8Hn Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:06:19 No.9012177 Report

Quoted By:

>>9012164
just be cool about it :0 make sure to smile and face your feet towards her. women can be scary but in fact they are the best thing on the planet.

Sonya-Chan

Sonya-Chan ID:aWmjFDA5 Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:41:13 No.9012226 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
Suck her dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DhjWWjnK Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:43:49 No.9012232 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
Well done anon, Models by Mark Manson is a good book on dating :)

Q ID:Pxrdzv2r Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:45:08 No.9012234 Report

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LLALALAALALALA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OPPPPP FAGOGOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

Q ID:Pxrdzv2r Tue 05 Nov 2019 02:55:05 No.9012244 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
>Wat do, /bant/
banter, plez understand we are incles and hate women lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32nfGRHC Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:23:49 No.9012434 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
Get your best piss-bottle and put a bow on it for a gift to her..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:32nfGRHC Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:24:20 No.9012436 Report

Quoted By: >>9013182

>>9007622
You know, I was thinking that was most likely too..

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wLKV32sP Tue 05 Nov 2019 06:02:59 No.9012839 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zAjMZ+Q5 Tue 05 Nov 2019 08:13:43 No.9013052 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007682
Bro you look scarily like me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MwivpRPN Tue 05 Nov 2019 09:27:10 No.9013182 Report

Quoted By:

>>9012436
I guess we will see...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RI1E7mgX Tue 05 Nov 2019 14:57:47 No.9014198 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007591
Say yes.

Ressettius [test][/chen/][k0t]

Ressettius [test][/chen/][k0t] ID:ioQWb1lo Tue 05 Nov 2019 21:06:18 No.9016065 Report

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Bump for future results

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3ZxKSkxx Tue 05 Nov 2019 21:08:01 No.9016075 Report

Quoted By:

>Aliyah
just
lol

Normie

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Normie ID:KeBkOWrv Tue 05 Nov 2019 21:09:19 No.9016078 Report

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Just go out with her and do you man. Nobody here can give you advice on how to be you and any worries you have about her you can just ask. Women like it when you ask them questions.
Then smash that hoe bro.

Katosx

Katosx ID:bJ2a10RU Tue 05 Nov 2019 21:58:39 No.9016736 Report

Quoted By:

>>9007682
Bro you look like me but with less muscles, i hope everything goes good at that date, and please, buy 3 condoms and put it in a safe spot.

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