>>9008652"To all Gryffindors... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!"
>Dumbledore fixes his eyes on the Slytherin table, completely ignoring Ravenclaw and the other one"Now Slytherin... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!"
>the Slytherins are cautious. Dumbledore usually follows up a praise with some humiliation and injustice"Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its Muggle origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, children, shuffle into it now. You too, Snape*
>the Slytherins flood into the room, some cautious and some excited>Dumbledore slams the door shut and enchants it to be locked and airtight. He turns to the other houses"And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Slytherins shall all experience and you all won't?
"..."
"...Why, it's... DEATH! FUCK SLYTHERIN! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE SLYTHERIN MENACE BEGINS NOW! PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, YES, WELL DONE, SLYTHERIN! WELL DONE SLYTHERIN FOR DYING SO WELL! SIX MILLION POINTS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!"
>He said calmly. Dumbledore's mouth foams during his blood-crazed tirade, the hall erupts into applause and a massive, inter-house orgy ensues. The Slytherins begin dying in the gas chamber. As Malfoy chokes on his own blood, Harry proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy>Dumbledore looks on with pride>Years later Harry Potter tells recounts these events to his son, Albus, at bedtime, with Ginny smiling warmly at the memory."And that's how Dumbledore exterminated the Slytherin scum. HEIL GODRIC! Dumbledore truly was the greatest headmaster of them all, and a good friend"
