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Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:32:36 No.9010896 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9010901 >>9010905 >>9010916 >>9010922 >>9010928 >>9011688 >>9012713

What is the difference between capitalism and communism? In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, the reverse.

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Anonymous ID:9XjCUZB/ Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:33:13 No.9010901 Report

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>>9010896
whats the difference between my dick and your ass?
my dick is a dick and your ass is your ass.
haha SO FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4JSkq2aQ Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:34:04 No.9010905 Report

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>>9010896
So that's what several years of calculus have taught you huh

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Anonymous ID:rnsN4fbn Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:35:41 No.9010910 Report

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Good one, I'll have to remember this

SSS

SSS ID:r3knvjLK Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:37:54 No.9010916 Report

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>>9010896
capitalism leads to communism because at the end all the companies merge into a giant monopoly

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Anonymous ID:M0nPuSsz Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:39:07 No.9010922 Report

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>>9010896
Isn't the opposite of man exploits man just...
Man exploits man again?
Bruh that's pretty deep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xkYcHv4k Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:39:24 No.9010928 Report

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>>9010896
uɐɯ sʇıoןdxǝ uɐɯ

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:39:46 No.9010932 Report

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Q: We keep hearing that communism is on the horizon, is this true?
A: Yes, the horizon is an imaginary line that moves away whenever you approach it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:42:33 No.9010945 Report

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A man stood in front of the Red Square and shouted "Brezhnev is an idiot!" He was immediately arrested for revealing state secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:45:41 No.9010955 Report

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Q: Is it possible to invent a problem for which there is no solution?
A: I don't discuss Soviet economics

n*be [Iron Heart]

n*be [Iron Heart] ID:9zRlHWu8 Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:46:48 No.9010960 Report

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bruh moment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:49:35 No.9010969 Report

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A commissar asks a farmer "Comrade, have you met the quota for potato production?" The farmer replies "Yes, comrade, they are piled so high they reach up to God in heaven!" The commissar says "Comrade, we are all good atheist socialists here, we know God doesn't exist." Farmer replies "Same for the potatoes."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ijy6kd8m Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:50:13 No.9010972 Report

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>>9010905
i only had one year of calculus because calculus is for plebs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:52:52 No.9010984 Report

Quoted By: >>9010989

Q: What is Russian economics?
A: To steal a crate of vodka, sell it, and spend the money on drink

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ijy6kd8m Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:53:55 No.9010989 Report

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>>9010984
buddy nobody cares

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zRorKXdl Mon 04 Nov 2019 21:58:58 No.9011014 Report

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Why did Lenin wear shoes but Stalin wore boots? In Lenin's time Russia was only ankle-high in shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5yhl6gD3 Tue 05 Nov 2019 00:02:52 No.9011688 Report

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>>9010896
funne

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nsiFCgjy Tue 05 Nov 2019 00:08:34 No.9011713 Report

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Well, it's like this. In communism they build walls to keep the people from leaving. In capitalism they build walls to keep people from coming in.

That only applies to countries inhabitat by humans(white people) obviiously.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9XjCUZB/ Tue 05 Nov 2019 05:25:34 No.9012713 Report

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>>9010896

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