Dear Die Eier von Satan aka The Bad Witch, and friends (particularly my curly wurly headed neighbour to my left). Imagine thinking resurrecting dead people and stopping people who were suffering from dying, so you could fuck around like spastics, was actually funny. Disrespecting the dead is NEVER funny and the REALLY funny bit is that the DEAD WILL HAVE THEIR VENGEANCE. The things you make them do, and actually think it's funny. Look, lets just say I'd hate to be you.
Dear Satan, in the Witcher 3 games you have the most tortured soul in universal history. IT might be nice for them to raise you momentarily, so you can experience ALL that PAIN you have caused for your pleasure. Someone called Yennefer might like to do that some time in the future. I'd NEVER be so stupid as to dabble in necromancy. The dead deserve to rest in anyone's language.
I've done about 4 spells in my life, and all of them involved burning my own hair, so it's clear it didn't work as you seem to be still here. IT's been so long since I've done witchcraft, well let's just say meh i don't care anymore. You trash never let me leave. How VERY UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU. Btw i never get my haircut anymore. The hair is a VERY powerful tool in witchcraft, didn't ye know, Bad Shitches ?
