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Anonymous ID:c+L/aGCy Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:27:57 No.903204 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>903216 >>903218 >>903224 >>903227 >>903234 >>903254 >>903269 >>903291 >>903434 >>904057 >>904095

What is the best way to kill yourself if your budget is only 50 bucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hJaXYia1 Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:29:17 No.903209 Report

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buy as many mcnuggets as you can blend them up and chug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PHI4AbAd Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:29:45 No.903211 Report

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stab yourself in the throat
hanging
jump from a tall building

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aeTINriP Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:30:20 No.903216 Report

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>>903204
you're russian, just be gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lFbezAcC Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:30:28 No.903217 Report

Quoted By: >>904153

>wait till winter
>purchase $50 of alcohol, high quality stuff, why not?
>wander off into the snow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ZcFiGUG Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:30:38 No.903218 Report

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>>903204
call putin a queer to his face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5GuQx+Zr Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:31:29 No.903224 Report

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>>903204
jump infront of a fast train

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wA6u4lFz Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:31:49 No.903227 Report

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>>903204

Well the LD50 of salt is about 3.3g / kg. So if you weight 80 kg than you need to eat about 265 g of salt quickly, Maybe up it to 350 g to be sure.

You would make the news.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5rySGZk Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:32:33 No.903234 Report

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>>903204
Rope
Find a sturdy tree in the middle of the woods and hang self

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hJaXYia1 Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:34:06 No.903254 Report

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>>903204
How about you just dont

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ey14zWN+ Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:36:07 No.903269 Report

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>>903204
>Russian
Go cold turkey with the booze. The withdrawals will probably kill you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:a7haEUgy Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:38:37 No.903291 Report

Quoted By: >>903317

>>903204
>Go to checnya
>Have homosex
>Get tortured and killed
Pretty straightforward desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c+L/aGCy Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:42:40 No.903317 Report

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>>903291
Go back to your mudhut and take your Amy Schumer tier humour with you.

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Anonymous ID:a7haEUgy Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:44:38 No.903336 Report

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>>903317

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c+L/aGCy Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:54:55 No.903399 Report

Quoted By: >>903456

Why people always assume that I am an alcoholic solely on the fact that I'm russian.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:26WCcff7 Mon 05 Jun 2017 14:57:15 No.903413 Report

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>>903317
just who i was looking for

how do i piss off russians?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mcJVUamR Mon 05 Jun 2017 15:00:56 No.903434 Report

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>>903204
Cмoтpи и yчиcь caлaгa

A simple razor works just fine, too. Take a shit beforehand, fill a bathtub, cut down along the veins, not across them. A little bit of pain is the least you deserve for being such a faggot.
Keep in mind you will forever be remembered as that pussy that slit his wrists.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G5rySGZk Mon 05 Jun 2017 15:03:15 No.903456 Report

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>>903399
Because your god forsaken wasteland is depressing enough that everyone in Russia drinks to forget they are in russia>>903399

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o165qLzM Mon 05 Jun 2017 15:37:14 No.903747 Report

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You can do it for free off your local bridge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c+L/aGCy Mon 05 Jun 2017 16:09:04 No.904001 Report

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>>903413
You just need to remind us where we live

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cG42kkc8 Mon 05 Jun 2017 16:14:34 No.904057 Report

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>>903204
Shout: im gay and fuck russia

give me cock now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XACgMz1Y Mon 05 Jun 2017 16:18:24 No.904095 Report

Quoted By: >>904153

>>903204
Rat poison mixed with a shitload of vodka, and wandering into Siberia with nothing on.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c+L/aGCy Mon 05 Jun 2017 16:24:53 No.904153 Report

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>>904095
Never heard that one before>>903269
>>903217

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rGgsjX4H Mon 05 Jun 2017 16:27:07 No.904174 Report

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Head on railroad track
Doesn't even cost money.

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